Yo dudes

[Melufa]

one time I went into FYE and told the guy that I wanted to order "Two guys, a girl, and a horse"

[Zerzera]

At work I once dropped an oven plate, the steel things. And it dropped down as a quillotine on both my feet. Cutting of both my big toes. They couldn't get reattached because of the dirt on the floor. Now I fall over when I try to walk, so I don't even bother. I gained about 50 kilo since the accident.