Deep thoughts.

[Bioture]

I'm going to write some deep thoughts a la Jack Haney.

- Sometimes, I look up in the sky and marvel at the beauty of this world, and I think to myself, "how badly did I mess up the sofa last night?"

- Whenever I'm at home, surrounded by my family and friends, I take great care in making sure that they know how much money they owe me.

[unrealistic]

You belong in this forum.

[za gophar]

The king threw back his head and laughed. He enjoyed a good laugh, and so did his wife, the queen. When she saw the king laughing she let out a big laugh too. In fact, she laughed so hard she broke her throne. This made them both laugh harder. Then they got serious when the remembered they had the plague. "The plague" said the king, but the way he said it made them both burst out laughing again.

[colony]

When I was young, the kids would make fun of my unusually large bulging eyes. Now, as I have gotten older, my eyes have gotten bigger.
Im such a doofus.

[Lucon]

Dude.

[Bioture]

The king threw back his head and laughed. He enjoyed a good laugh, and so did his wife, the queen. When she saw the king laughing she let out a big laugh too. In fact, she laughed so hard she broke her throne. This made them both laugh harder. Then they got serious when the remembered they had the plague. "The plague" said the king, but the way he said it made them both burst out laughing again.

"My lord, what is so funny?" Asked the squire. "The Plague." Replied the king as he drew his sword. "the plague?" asked the squire. "Yes, the plague" replied the king as he plunged his sword into the squire "oh dear." cried the squire, what about the tapestries? "I think the maids will wash it up, but theyre all dead... from the Plague." replied the king. The square laughed out loud as the king pulled his sword out, blood spraying over the tapestries as the squire laughed to his death. The king laughed as the queen laughed.

[Jerome Scuggs]

"Apparently my kid has done this thing called 'acid' and fired a bow into a large crowd of people." -Anchorman

[Exotic]

I'm going to write some deep thoughts a la Jack Haney.

- Sometimes, I look up in the sky and marvel at the beauty of this world, and I think to myself, "how badly did I mess up the sofa last night?"

- Whenever I'm at home, surrounded by my family and friends, I take great care in making sure that they know how much money they owe me.

is this the stuff from SNL back in the day?

[Lucon]

Dude.

[Jeansi]

The topic "Deep thoughts." in useless crap caught my eye. Damn I sometimes wish I wouldn't have eyes.

[Lucon]

That's really deep, though.







































Dude.

[Bioture]

I should be able to senselessly kill women and small children.