The mind reaper

[Pearl Jam]

Kid Kaos has more flavor than frosty-freeze. You'll never compare with rhymes like these. I wanted head so I found a fine bitch, smacked her twice and said "on yo knees!"

....then I woke up in the hospital with half a testicle and one kidney. Seriously, don't slap complete strangers and demand oral sex. Sometimes they carry navy seal knives.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Hey Kid... Bill Bellamy called me... says you have to return all his "mad flava," or he'll sic the two remaining members of The Fat Boys on you.

[Kid Kaos]

Hey Conc, Steve Urcle called me and said he wants his glasses and overalls back. I suggest you give them back, he carries a 45.

[Dillusion]

that was gay, kaos kid

[Troll King]

Yeah, the least you could have done is spell Urkel correctly.

If you want to make pop cultural references, at least do it right.

[Annux]

he gets points for comparing conc to steve urkel, nevertheless

[Yoshiba]

zing

[Kid Kaos]

Meh, whatever. HIPPER THEN HOP!

[Kid Kaos]

When you got a bitch on your case dont front
Tell that bitch to fuck off, then go see the reaper for a blunt
Of that funky skunk, One rip you be like a fucking zombie
Want some more? Dont hesitate just call me
Ill be in Killafornia, West Coast we be smokin blunts to toast
When you see me roll, Come by my grassy knoll
Oops now im invadin your mind with rymes
that make you feel like doin crimes
I smoke dimes sometimes
And dont care for you but given yo bitch a stare
Ide rather see her Bare
Titties flappin in my face while Im gettin her wet
It takes some swet, damn didnt even know yur bitch was nasty
She told me to come over last night so I move hastily
In possition to do some fishing Till I rach my limit
So tell me whats the name that you fear
The name that gives you fear, the unsean createar
Better known as the Mind Reapear


(Just a sample)

[Mattey]

You should just stop. You have no substance for anything. You are horrible. I hope you die.

[triceratops]

put rhymes to beat. me=want to hear.

[Mattey]

bahahahahaha. good stuff tric.

[triceratops]

what

[Kid Kaos]

Dont be jealious Mattey, not all of us can be sick with it.

[Mattey]

Bahahahahahaha. Have you read anything you put up? "Rapping about blunts and bitches is totally original guys! Yah, that's what I'll rap about!" Then you procede to use the most basic scheme in the world, aa-bb. You have no vocabulary, you have no originality, you have no intelligence, you have no substance, you have no flow, need I say more?