MAFIA: Fallen Angels

[Jerome Scuggs]

also how awesome is it that i never post, and i am still miles ahead of even the second highest post count in this forum

what a testament to my well-honed craft

[Jerome Scuggs]

i am posting from a computer the size of a credit card running off a cellphone battery pack, broadcasting the desktop to a vnc client on my actual cellphone lol

posting to confirm i am alive, other than that im still tryna figure out all these inside jokes and whatnot

now take the first letter from each word and put them together. now dont u feel dumb

[kthx]

You make a compelling argument, I have to admit

You should my argument was perfectly cromulent and embiggens the chances of town winning.

[the_paul]

You make a compelling argument, I have to admit

[kthx]

...ladies and gentlemen of this supposedjury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is an actor from the planet Earth. But Tom Hanks saved the planet from antimatter. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Tom Hanks an six-foot tall human, want to live on Earth with a bunch of 5 feet tall asians? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a forumer poster, and I'm talkin' about Tom Hanks! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Tom Hanks lives on Earth you must acquit! The defense rests.

[the_paul]

The only people who see question marks in my posts are scum. It?s a special font that my uncle who works for subspace hooked me up with. Gg baited, scumbag

[kthx]

You do know that you can just use both words instead of contractions such as you are and do not. Keep your mark of the beast out of my thread and my forehead

[kthx]

You?re all heathens, some of us don?t have to search to see if we?re in the Bible because some of us have all kinds of books and letters and shit in there

Can i point out that nobody who isn't scum uses question Mark's instead of apostrophes

[kthx]

Exalt is obviously a part of the rand corporation

[the_paul]

You?re all heathens, some of us don?t have to search to see if we?re in the Bible because some of us have all kinds of books and letters and shit in there

[kthx]

Also can we really be sure that Exalt isn't evil? He claimed to use google to search for scripture instead of duckduckgo like those of us who know the real secret. Google is used by the (((illuminati))) to help further our lords great world further into descent to become a one world government to prepare it for for Lucifer and possibly the backward vampires.

[RoDNeY]

Jessups brain would have exploded and splattered chunks all over this thread by now lmao

[fiS]

LMAO
This is gonna be good

[WillBy]

Did you look up "willby" or "will by"? You'll see I've littered the past with clues about my alignment this game.

Also I think you need to look at the Quran for kthx and field

[kthx]

Obviously you never been to Seminary School if you don't remember when Jesus said okay thanks after dunking on the Harlem Globetrotters