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    Had the urge to go play my old Red Alert (the first one) and to my surprise it's only win 95 capable.

    Fucking red alert.
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

  • #2
    If you have XP you can run it in compatibility mode for win 95.

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    • #3
      Run the setup in compatibility mode for win 95.
      Install the latest patch (1.0.0.8 or something) and then run RA.exe in compatibility mode. Presto!
      There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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      • #4
        I love Red Alert. This comic shop I used to go to had 8 computers setup on a LAN when Duke Nukem 3D was popular (6th grade for me). We would play RA so much, I got really good. I picked Ukraine everytime. I think their special multiplayer bonus was their units were cheaper to build or something. If someone picked an Allied country I would make fun of them, then demolish them. I was an RA elitist. There was this guy named Benno who worked there who claimed he was the best, he later got fired after the owner discovered 900MB of pornography on one of the computers hard drives. 900MB in 1995 was a goddamn lot.
        Animol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
        Moltenrock> STOP TALKING TO MY TEAMMMATE ASSHOLE

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        • #5
          Starcraft is better.














          $
          G[y]Ro> omfg
          G[y]Ro> u nerds
          G[y]Ro> NERDS
          G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

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          • #6
            I have the urge to play Dungeon Keeper a lot.

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            • #7
              DK was cool too... "Horny"...
              G[y]Ro> omfg
              G[y]Ro> u nerds
              G[y]Ro> NERDS
              G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

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              • #8
                Oh, oh! And the swatting of the workers to make them work faster... Hahaha... OMG I wanna play that now...
                G[y]Ro> omfg
                G[y]Ro> u nerds
                G[y]Ro> NERDS
                G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

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                • #9
                  I'm still the best
                  SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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                  • #10
                    Did you use to live in Orange County?
                    Animol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
                    Moltenrock> STOP TALKING TO MY TEAMMMATE ASSHOLE

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                    • #11
                      nope, my name isnt Benno irl anyways
                      SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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                      • #12
                        I don't think his was either. But that's what we called him, to his face anyway.
                        Animol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
                        Moltenrock> STOP TALKING TO MY TEAMMMATE ASSHOLE

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                        • #13
                          Speaking of LANs, I hate it when I go into a LAN centre and find most of the players playing RuneScape. There is NO POINT!!

                          If they don't have the internet at home, theyre gonna need to waste a LOT of money in order to get a decent lvl,

                          stick to CS dammit.

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                          • #14
                            Shit, I thought this was going to be about the transformer that was part of the second release of autobots that never played a real major role in any of the comic strips, shows, or movies.


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                            • #15
                              What is a LAN centre?

                              RA was a good game (Ukraine had faster units, it was Russia's that were cheaper I think), RA2 was pretty good. Is Generals any good?

                              But, if you want a really good strategy, try out Total Annihilation
                              USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                              ---A few minutes later---
                              9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                              9:Kim> UM
                              9:Kim> i didn't
                              9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                              9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                              9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                              9:pascone> lol?

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