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During my SAT testing, I ripped the loudest fart of my life. Fully aware of the consequenses (there were several HOT girls in there), I immediately began staring at this enourmous blob that looked more like the Kool-Aid man than an actual person. Eventually, everyone began staring him down, as they now believed he was the source of the noise and odor. He stood up and said he didn't do it and tried to blame me....so the proctor nullified his test. I laughed so hard that I farted again (a little quieter) and he also got blamed on that one. I feel no guilt whatsoever, in fact, I brag about this every chance I get.....stupid fat kid.
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--|-- Question: What husband wife team starred in "a turkey for the president"?
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ConCor> ronald reagan
ConCor> ronal
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Someones car got set on fire(wires most likely) outside of the building when he was taking the SAT he couldnt go until he was done with the SAT lolz...
1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
1:Freeze> LOL FAR
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5:waven> freeze
5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
5:waven> you state your business with sanji
5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
5:waven> and i will talk to ease
5:Freeze> LOL
5:waven> that's how things work around here
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1:renzi> freeze theres difference between being wasted and being a waste
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Sometimes my female officemate (i am male) farts in our office. They are completely silent but i can smell them; kind of like eggs.
I feel a little guilty, but i'm sexually turned on knowing i'm smelling something that came out of her butt. She has no idea, and i'd like to tell her, but i don't know how.
That site used to be really good but now it's just full of people who make stuff up, that one might be true though.USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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omg, thats a fuckin great idea!Once when my friend went out to the game store, I was alone in his house so I poured dog gravy on the bellend of my boner and his dog proceeded to suck it off, seriously, it actually sucked instead of licked.
It was so pleasurable I came in it's mouth and it swallowed that as well!!Comment
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I thought noone would ever post somthing about grouphug.us!
what a great site, even though half the entries (maby even more) are fake.
I had a huge list of funny entrys somewhere, but I cant find it right now.
but I do remember this one. (my friend subbmitted it)
In my school there is a pencil sharpener in the lunch room, who the fuck sharpens thier pencils during linch? not me!Like, there was this ninja who got
ticked off at some people who kept
talking while he was trying to rock
out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
flipped out and sang at them till
they all exploded!!! (true story.)Comment
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You posted that sharpener thing on Pandagirl's threadUSS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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I made a grouphug.us post ages ago, welcome to 2003
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I know, Ive known about grouphug for a long tme, thats just one that stuck out in my mind for some reason.Like, there was this ninja who got
ticked off at some people who kept
talking while he was trying to rock
out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
flipped out and sang at them till
they all exploded!!! (true story.)Comment
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haha, that's funnyhelp: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.
4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and outComment
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