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  • #16
    TP!
    Mr 12 inch wonder

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    • #17
      Originally posted by pv=nrt
      wasn't it 3 shells?
      Heh.. I just watched that. Anyone else besides me notice the heavy influence of Aldous Huxley's Brave New World on the Sylvester Stallone mega-hit Demolition Man?

      PS: I highly reccommend reading Brave New World, it is an excellent book.
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      • #18
        I liked it too, but my sub was like "that book sucks, read 1984".
        Mr 12 inch wonder

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        • #19
          Yeah, but 1984 doesn't have an orgy.

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          • #20
            That's what I said.
            Mr 12 inch wonder

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            • #21
              I use posion ivy.
              2: DaNuMbA1OrGaZmO> virginia is where all faggots are from that wear a condum

              Overwhelm> Maisoul used to be a loser
              Overwhelm> then he joined paladen and became leet ;)

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              • #22
                i wrote two thesis papers on Brave New World. It is one of my favorite reads. you can see a lot of influence in futuristic societys in movies from both Brave and 1984. Minority report seemed to have several parts that related to 1984 to me.


                [edit] i need a continous spell checker
                To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                • #23
                  One of my major projects in senior English was making a BNW guidebook, with "artifacts" from the civilzation and all that stupid high school English class crap. I threw it together the night before it was due with some shittily Photoshopped junk and got an A+. Damn straight I did. :/
                  Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.

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                  • #24
                    Who saw Terry Gilliams Brazil? It is based on 1984. Damn that movie rocks, like everything Terry Gilliam is involved in. Like Nike commercial...
                    You ate some priest porridge

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                    • #25
                      I have and still write short stories about sci-fi. I get alot of my ideas from warhammer 40k. In fact I would paste it here but i'm afraid you guys are going to criticize it like you did my joke. But what the hell i'll paste it right after I get home from school.

                      They don't have dialogue there pretty much just narrations.
                      Though I am working on one right now.
                      Last edited by Sir Gaunt; 09-25-2002, 04:33 PM.

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                      • #26
                        Is it about Grizzly Bears too?
                        Mr 12 inch wonder

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                        • #27
                          Yep it has one behind the counter.

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                          • #28
                            assholes, i found out what a bidet was and since lots of you fuckers arent in the usa i thought just maybe u used them, well fuck you too i hate this place

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sir Gaunt
                              I have and still write short stories about sci-fi. I get alot of my ideas from warhammer 40k. In fact I would paste it here but i'm afraid you guys are going to criticize it like you did my joke. But what the hell i'll paste it right after I get home from school.

                              They don't have dialogue there pretty much just narrations.
                              Though I am working on one right now.
                              Please, please, please post a story. Seriously. I want to read one of your stories.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by pv=nrt
                                wasn't it 3 shells?


                                and a bidet is basically a sink that shoots water onto you butt hole to wash away the poo. or that is how i understand it. i have never seen one in the U.S. before. but i hear the are more common in Erope and Japan.
                                Holy, I didn't know they were common in Europe, could be because I've never seen one.
                                Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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