jokes

[Bluedandy]

Or that song by Blink-182:

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker shit fart turd and twat.

REPEAT.

[hogo]

Originally posted by Sir Gaunt
I have to say your the biggest dumb*** in the world. hehe.

hey there killer nice catch with blocking out the ass part in dumbass god knows if some little 5 yr old wandered into these forums and saw the word dumbass jez whats the world comming to...

on that note if that 5 yr did come in here...

FUCK SHIT COCK WHORE FAGGOT ASIANCUMGUZZLER PENIS VAGINA DUMBASS FUCKFACE SHITHEAD COCKTICKLER PUSSYFACE CUNT... i think im done

I have to say your the biggest dumb*** in the world. hehe.

Heres just a weird thing that happened awhile ago.remember the fire that broke out near the white mountains anyway heres a incident that accured while this was happening.


Firefighters found a body of some man in full scuba gear flippers the tank everything. they came to the conclusion that one of there chopers picked him up when they filled there tanks up with water from the ocean. they must have picked him up and dropped him to his death because they found several broken lims.
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Man that must have sucked for that man.

[Bluedandy]

Why did the bartender give the man a bear? What bartenders keep bears behind the counter? Your joke sucks.

I got a good one........


This guy walks into a bar.He tells the bar tender "hurry hurry give me a beer before the game starts!" The bar tender quickly gives the man the beer.The guy drinks it down and says to the bar tender again"hurry hurry give me a bear before the fight starts!"
The bar tender gives him the beer and looks at him strangly.
Finally he ask weres the fight.The man replies"right here and it all depends on you because i have no money to pay for the drinks"

lol i hope you like.

[Superted]

Re: Re: jokes

Originally posted by Blast


Wiv isn't a word.

neither is dkgjhdfg but what you gonna do

Re: jokes

Originally posted by Disliked

[Adman after clicking edit, ive seen very few spelling mistakes]

Wiv isn't a word.

[Zerzera]

Funny

[War]

LOL disliked..... today and tomorrow.... thx for the good read

[Superted]

Originally posted by Adman
go edit that and spell things properly.

I do understand it but with proper spelling it might be more fun

I was typin from my bed so i couldnt see

theyr enot that hard to understand folks

[triceratops]

what

I don't get it.

[Adman]

go edit that and spell things properly.

I do understand it but with proper spelling it might be more fun

[Superted]

me and the wife r havin a bit of trouble in the bedroom department, but for the first time the other night we were sexually compatible.. we both got a headache at the same time.

My wife says one evening, "im cuttin down on sex, im only limiting you to the certain days of the week that begin wiv the same letter"
I say "T", she asks "tuesday and thursday?"
I say "no, today and tomorrow"

So i come home one night and I find my wife in bed wiv a man on top of her in our bed, i ask "wtf is going on?"
she looks to the man and says "see, i told you he was thick"

[Adman after clicking edit, ive seen very few spelling mistakes]