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I suddenly woke up in the morning, about 1 hour before I was to wake up, and I notice that I have my lamp on (about 5 cm from my bed and 15 cm from my head), and guess what, some damn bee is there flying towards the light, and getting angry, since the lamp is hot. I get very pissed off, since I like to sleep, I go for the switch for my roof light. So the bee start to fly towards that light, and get even more angrier. So there I'm in the middle of my room, sleepy and dodgin the bee. I can't figure out what to do, since I can just slam something towards the lamp.
After about 5 mins of pain, I take my axe pulse spray (that i rarely use).. I jump up to my bed, since the bee stopped flying, and it's sitting there on the side of the lamp. I focus, and sprays the little bastard, about for a minute. It's like it's wings get silenced, you can't hear it, and it gets dizzy. Anyway, i take my big A3 block and tried to smash it, of course I wasn't thinking... I almost didn't hit it, just gave the bee some blow. And it dissepeared... Now I'm thinking "Where the, did it went!!".. Since I don't like bees I take my pillow(s) and my sheet and head for the sofa. And I would have been impossible to sleep and breathe in that parfume smell, yes axe pulse smells.
In the morning, I press snooze a several of times as usual.. I go to my room and search for the bee. And there it is, at my computer table, this time I take something hard, and smashes it, tho it flew somewhere on the floor, and yet again the bee dissepears!! So I wonder there for some minutes, and luckly I see it.. the bee has lost his wing and struggles for it's life. I take my empty pringels tube or whatever.. and puts it in there. Now I'm pleased, then I gather some strenght and shakes it(pringles can/tube/whatever) like hell. For about 2 mins. After that I went to the shower. I come back and I shake it(pringles can/tube/whatever) some more, and more , and more, and harder, harder... until I think its enough, and then I shake it(pringles can/tube/whatever) some more. Then I check if its alive, well no sign of life, so I shake it(pringles can/tube/whatever) some more, and this time real hard. I look again, and its still alive!! I mean wtf is it matter with this bee, can't it just die like a normal bee!! I toss the bee out of the window.. and I think for myself "I hate bees".
These days you can't even sleep with a window open, first there came a butterfly like insect, looking like a leaf, then I had 2 gently throw that one out too, then there is this little bigger mosquito.. and in the morning a damn bee!
I guess I'm bored, and hey its monday, and work stinks.. and I'm still sleepy!!
I'm sure I have major typos made.. but heck, I'm too sleepy for that.
After about 5 mins of pain, I take my axe pulse spray (that i rarely use).. I jump up to my bed, since the bee stopped flying, and it's sitting there on the side of the lamp. I focus, and sprays the little bastard, about for a minute. It's like it's wings get silenced, you can't hear it, and it gets dizzy. Anyway, i take my big A3 block and tried to smash it, of course I wasn't thinking... I almost didn't hit it, just gave the bee some blow. And it dissepeared... Now I'm thinking "Where the, did it went!!".. Since I don't like bees I take my pillow(s) and my sheet and head for the sofa. And I would have been impossible to sleep and breathe in that parfume smell, yes axe pulse smells.
In the morning, I press snooze a several of times as usual.. I go to my room and search for the bee. And there it is, at my computer table, this time I take something hard, and smashes it, tho it flew somewhere on the floor, and yet again the bee dissepears!! So I wonder there for some minutes, and luckly I see it.. the bee has lost his wing and struggles for it's life. I take my empty pringels tube or whatever.. and puts it in there. Now I'm pleased, then I gather some strenght and shakes it(pringles can/tube/whatever) like hell. For about 2 mins. After that I went to the shower. I come back and I shake it(pringles can/tube/whatever) some more, and more , and more, and harder, harder... until I think its enough, and then I shake it(pringles can/tube/whatever) some more. Then I check if its alive, well no sign of life, so I shake it(pringles can/tube/whatever) some more, and this time real hard. I look again, and its still alive!! I mean wtf is it matter with this bee, can't it just die like a normal bee!! I toss the bee out of the window.. and I think for myself "I hate bees".
These days you can't even sleep with a window open, first there came a butterfly like insect, looking like a leaf, then I had 2 gently throw that one out too, then there is this little bigger mosquito.. and in the morning a damn bee!
I guess I'm bored, and hey its monday, and work stinks.. and I'm still sleepy!!
I'm sure I have major typos made.. but heck, I'm too sleepy for that.
problem fixed, and NO I didn't spank the monkey, as I wrote, I shaked the living !"/&("# out of that (pringles can/tube/whatever)... 
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