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  • The end of the world is nigh...

    OK quick question. You find out the end of the world is in 24 hours time. What do you do?
    Well, very simply, it's a biscuit, but it is also a cake - think of it as the transvestite of biscuits. They're about the size of, well, a biscuit, and they're basically a disc of sponge, with a bit of orange-flavour jelly on top, covered in a thin layer of chocolate.

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    Try and go out and get drunk and laid?

    Key word being try.

    I'd probably just play video games.
    Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.

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    • #3
      Are you hinting at something, Jeffacake?

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      • #4
        Holy shit!!! Time to hook up the good ol' PS2...

        ...oh wait, it's already hooked up.

        End of the world here I come!
        Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.

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        • #5
          I would prolly dance the night away... I really feel like dancing.
          Mr 12 inch wonder

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          • #6
            Ascend.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bluedandy
              Try and go out and get drunk and laid?

              Key word being try.

              I'd probably just play video games.


              Hahahahahahaha. You are a girl and you can't get laid? That must suck, a lot.




              I would suck out my fillings and swallow them, like Montgomery Burns.
              2: DaNuMbA1OrGaZmO> virginia is where all faggots are from that wear a condum

              Overwhelm> Maisoul used to be a loser
              Overwhelm> then he joined paladen and became leet ;)

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              • #8
                It's a very self-defeating existence I lead.

                "I want laid... But... I want to play video games... Video games don't require me to dress up and smell pretty... I have found a winner."
                Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.

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                • #9
                  get laid would prob. be the best....
                  TWLD Champion 'Season 11'
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                  • #10
                    I find happiness in wireframes and polygons.

                    ...not really but I can justify the lack of penis entering my body through that.
                    Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.

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                    • #11
                      I think we'd all go get fucked up and get laid. I'd probably try all of the drugs that I've never tried before due to my fear of long term mental damage and addictive properties. For some reason, I never realized that Bluedandy was a chick. For God's sake, guys will fuck anything, don't you realize that? There's some kid Derrick here that has sex with pretty much every girl that wants to have sex with him. He's not bad looking or anything, but he'll fuck anything with multiple limbs and a vagina. Track him down.

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                      • #12
                        New Orleans is far. But if I ever find out the world is gonna end, I might go there and do some drugs with you and your Derrick person.
                        Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.

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                        • #13
                          I would finally finish the cook book I was writing.

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                          • #14
                            this topic is all good and nice, but there would be chaos. everyone would either be glued to their tv until mobs overran the stations. you want to go buy drugs? screw that, all the drug dealers would do all of their shit themselves, you might be able to smoke out with them or something if you can get through all the traffic of religious folk going to church and people going to their relatives houses to be with their family at the end of their lives. also, people would rape you for no reason and then knock you out so you can spend therest of your mortal life in an alley covered with blood and love juice.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Default
                              this topic is all good and nice, but there would be chaos. everyone would either be glued to their tv until mobs overran the stations. you want to go buy drugs? screw that, all the drug dealers would do all of their shit themselves, you might be able to smoke out with them or something if you can get through all the traffic of religious folk going to church and people going to their relatives houses to be with their family at the end of their lives. also, people would rape you for no reason and then knock you out so you can spend therest of your mortal life in an alley covered with blood and love juice.
                              No dude, you missed the underlying story:

                              You see, while an unknowing (and moreso, unsuspecting) world wakes from it's morning slumber, a tiny fairy, sprinkled with stardust and moonbeams, alights on your shoulder. In soft tones between childish giggles, she whispers in your ear:

                              "Heheh, the world ends in 24 hours, silly!"

                              ...so you see, you're the only one who knows this--everyone else is unaware.

                              Me? I'd see how many liquor stores I could knock over.

                              EDIT: "Unknowning"? What the shit is "Unknowning," Conc?
                              Last edited by ConcreteSchlyrd; 09-20-2002, 03:31 AM.
                              Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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