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  • #16
    Originally posted by Horny Elf
    Sometimes i feel the urge to maim and/or kill people i meet on the internet.
    like who ?
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    1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p
    1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination
    1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :(
    1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums..
    1:lnx> kk
    1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo

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    • #17
      Originally posted by DOTSY
      like who ?
      That damned worm in your avatar for starters probably.
      -winipcfg

      HAY GUYS

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Da1andonly
        The pussy has to have hair. Not like the hugest bush ever, but it has to have hair. Otherwise it's like fucking a 11 year old...(hint hint bilbo )
        And these are the comments you get when English isn't your first language. Read what he said more carefully Da1.

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        • #19
          dual shock playstation controllers feel really good.
          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
          apt>yes u can wtf
          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
          apt>na
          apt>ill show you pictures
          apt>next time I masturbate

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DOTSY
            like who ?
            Stupid people. Newbies. I hang around a few Politics boards and when people write really stupid shit (which happends very often) i actually feel like punishing them physically.
            :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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            • #21
              i have one of them controllers with the air fans built inside
              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

              internet de la jerome

              because the internet | hazardous

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              • #22
                i shot a 5 year old through the head, and now he's dead

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                  I run like a girl
                  LOL! Girl!
                  the price is right, bitch.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Bioture
                    I enjoy masturbating in women's underwear.
                    We have a lot in common that i never even knew..
                    the price is right, bitch.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Hero*
                      LOL! Girl!
                      Never seen one? They look like this:

                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #26
                        I ate a baby.

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                        • #27
                          In 8th grade a girl told me I had a small penis and I cried.

                          I'm 16 and I'm still a virgin.

                          I'm single.

                          I haven't seen the sunlight in 2 weeks.

                          I work at a theater.

                          I have had no real sexual contact with the oppositie sex.

                          And this is all true.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Torn Wing
                            In 8th grade a girl told me I had a small penis and I cried.

                            I'm 16 and I'm still a virgin.

                            I'm single.

                            I haven't seen the sunlight in 2 weeks.

                            I work at a theater.

                            I have had no real sexual contact with the oppositie sex.

                            And this is all true.
                            You are 16. Stop whining.
                            Last edited by Horny Elf; 07-27-2004, 01:42 PM.
                            :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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                            • #29
                              i like shaved pussy.
                              If you won't get yur ass outta here immediatly, I'll make the hole in it bigger than the Grand Canyon!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Horny Elf
                                You are 16. Stop whining.
                                No, Im not whining, just writing an auto-biography.

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