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    ok tonight i will be participating in one of the infamous gallon milk chug challenges with my friends. i understand that it is not the volume you consume that makes you puke, it is the lactic acid. so im gonna buy some lactaid before hand and eat a few saltine crackers during the challenge to balance out the lactic acid. any other tips?

    im not gonna tell anyone about the lactaid so they will all be dumbfouned when i win.. but ill tell them after the suprise has worn off hehe.
    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
    apt>yes u can wtf
    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
    apt>na
    apt>ill show you pictures
    apt>next time I masturbate

  • #2
    ur gonna drink a gallon of milk? OOOooooo how much is that in liters?
    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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    • #3
      But it will feel very heavy on your stomach as milk has a high fat content, which could also make u puke.

      Unless u go for skimmed, but thats like water.

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      • #4
        You're gonna puke

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        • #5
          You're gonna puke and have milk shooting out of both nostrils
          ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
          Failure teaches success.
          . â–²
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          • #6
            If its whole milk you wont get it down even with the pills. You can do it with 2% without them though I did. Goodluck btw. If your doing it be careful not to over chug. Can easily make you puke

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            • #7
              Originally posted by arwen_7
              ur gonna drink a gallon of milk? OOOooooo how much is that in liters?
              1 gallon is equal to 6,542,528,235.17 or your "liters"
              Last edited by Overburn; 07-28-2004, 06:34 PM. Reason: I love editing my posts for no reason
              Like, there was this ninja who got
              ticked off at some people who kept
              talking while he was trying to rock
              out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
              flipped out and sang at them till
              they all exploded!!! (true story.)

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              • #8
                well i forgot to mention that i have 1 hour to do it, and i only drink skim, and i like it.

                hm, about 2 liters, maybe a bit more? a gallon jug is a little bigger than my head i think.
                Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                apt>yes u can wtf
                apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                apt>na
                apt>ill show you pictures
                apt>next time I masturbate

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                • #9
                  1 US gallon = 3.7854118 liter

                  thats nothing yet
                  FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn.

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                  • #10
                    Best of luck. Let us know how it turns out I'm curious.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by za gophar
                      well i forgot to mention that i have 1 hour to do it, and i only drink skim, and i like it.

                      hm, about 2 liters, maybe a bit more? a gallon jug is a little bigger than my head i think.
                      lol if its skim thats easy :/

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                        Best of luck. Let us know how it turns out I'm curious.
                        Include pictures.

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                        • #13
                          yes please !

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                          • #14
                            Do it outside.
                            http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                            "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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                            • #15
                              An hour to do it? That's not chugging, you amateur.

                              You chug the milk and vomit everywhere like a fucking champion. Otherwise you're just a couple of dudes drinking milk at an accelerated pace!

                              The contest is purely for the spectacle. Make sure to put both hands on your hips for optimal projectile vomiting form.
                              PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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