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And poop he will....Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
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Moved from "Trench Wars" to "General Discussion" since it wasn't dealing with Trench Wars in general."The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong" -Mahatma Gandhi
-FLaBiN
flabin@trenchwars.org
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This guy makes children cry. He goes to the playground with the sole purpose of spinning the merry-go-round with all his might, so children will fly off at unsafe speeds and break various limbs.
Need more reasons why this guy is the core of all evil? Mr. Rides INVENTED coat hanger abortions. Do we really want this guy around here? I mean really? Thanks to him, you might've lost a brother and/or sister when your mother was all hopped up on drugs during the 70's.
I'm outraged and appalled. You get the hell out of here, Rides. You get the hell out RIGHT NOW.
Thank you for your time.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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this is the first time my short comings have been brought to the public's attention. let it be known that I personally have NEVER performed a coat hanger abortion, I merely invented it because my arm hurt from all the "fisty abortions" i'd been giving. Let that ease your mind. Also, I have officially dropped out of NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association), let's just leave the past behind us, hind sight is 20/20 for all of us Pearl Jam, I jack off with one hand like everyone else.
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