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She...er...uh...fell. -
she still has her pants on, you can see that belt
There once was a man from Nantucket.Comment
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There isn't any smearing either, which means that she wasn't moving very much. I don't know about explaining it to your parents, but that won't reflect well on you.Comment
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Wash your car.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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id say something like hey dad, i had a hot girl last night whats for lunch?Comment
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And your father would reply, "Saltpeter""Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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he´d slap me in the face and say: wtf son - just one? didn´t i teach you any better?!Comment
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hahaa funny :up:Originally posted by GemfireCode:1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p 1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination 1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :( 1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums.. 1:lnx> kk 1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo
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Sorry Mom and Dad, I hit a chick and killed her. Her body is in the trunk.Comment
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Jean mini skirt?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Yeah, looks like torn has this one solved.Comment
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I also thought it was someone hit by a car until I saw the other set of hands.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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*me neither.Comment
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Well.. You cant do much if she has pants on.. Can you? Plus why would you bend her over, Id hit her from the front so I have those nice ones to hold on to, plus direct access to her mouth.Originally posted by JeansiComment
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