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    Hello?
    Heyo?
    Hey Baby?
    Where you at huh?
    I'm on my way home.
    It's 4:30 in the morning.
    I know, I'm dropping my girls off. Bye.
    Ye.

    *Beep*

    Yeah girl, I told him the exact same thing, and it worked again.
    Yo, it's still me on the phone.
    *gasp*
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Liquid Blue
      Hello?
      Heyo?
      Hey Baby?
      Where you at huh?
      I'm on my way home.
      It's 4:30 in the morning.
      I know, I'm dropping my girls off. Bye.
      Ye.

      *Beep*

      Yeah girl, I told him the exact same thing, and it worked again.
      Yo, it's still me on the phone.
      *gasp*
      Call me stupid but I don't quite follow.. Some girl calls you in the morning just saying that.. and the hungs up..
      but whats with the 2nd part? -_-++
      Endless space, endless exploration.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 1ight
        Call me stupid but I don't quite follow.. Some girl calls you in the morning just saying that.. and the hungs up..
        but whats with the 2nd part? -_-++
        It's his grrrl and she thought she switched over to the other line.
        Infidelity is FUN.
        sage

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Richard Creager
          It's his grrrl and she thought she switched over to the other line.
          Infidelity is FUN.
          Ohh, I'm not used to those things, since whe don't have that in Finland (I suppose).. I hate or disslike when people can't just be honest to each other, to create a bound between them, so that the relationship would last forever.. once again my extreme thinking. Whats the point of not being honest.. if you are honest that will intentionally build a stronger ground for a relationship, and when you are with a girl your eyes and desires should be shut away from the other girls. anyway, that is something you know, who em I to "lecture".. :/
          Endless space, endless exploration.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 1ight
            Ohh, I'm not used to those things, since whe don't have that in Finland (I suppose)..
            we do.
            5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
            5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
            5: Da1andonly> =((
            5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
            5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
            5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jeansi
              we do.
              Wtf?! :P I have never known that.. :/ Tho, haven't had that need anyway.
              Endless space, endless exploration.

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