Don't get me started on mothers, ok

[Jeansi]

So what's the best "your mom is so ..." joke that you know?

This one takes the win IMO:
Your momma is so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get back change.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Your momma is so stupid, her name is JEANSI

[Jeansi]

now THAT blew the air out of this thread

[Galleleo]

Your momma is so fat, that when she goes to the theatre she takes up 6 rows.

[dchao]

Your momma is so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

[Jeansi]

I think that's the same site that I stole mine from


this one is nice too:

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[GHB]

your mom

[Apho]

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

Yo' Mama is so old, i slapped her on the back and her tits fell off.

Yo' Mama is so old, she farts dust.

[Leaf]

I'll just take the one I heard recently.

Your mom is like a merry-go-round, everyone gets a ride.

[Jeansi]

that one works better when dissing sisters: Your sister is like the village bicycle, everyone has had a ride on her.

[Galleleo]

Yo momma is so poor, she licks stamps for dinner.

[Send]

Your moms like a big mac, shes fat and worth a buck

[Pan]

Your momma so fat she thought TLC was a sandwich

[Xog]

Yomama!'s so stupid, when he looked at this thread, he didn't understand the first word of this post.

[Jeansi]

xog wins.