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    What is the WORST pain youve EVER felt in your life? Im talking physical pain here.

    Mine would be either the time i had to have half my toenail removed without it being numb, or when i just cracked my ingrown toenail on the side of my desk

  • #2
    Originally posted by Gemfire
    What is the WORST pain youve EVER felt in your life? Im talking physical pain here.

    Mine would be either the time i had to have half my toenail removed without it being numb, or when i just cracked my ingrown toenail on the side of my desk
    The last time i was playing some bdsm with a whore, she tied my dick on the finger of my right feet
    8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
    8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
    8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
    8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
    8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
    8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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    • #3
      Recovering from wisdom teeth removal, when the pain meds wear off.
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        "Backyard Wrestling" with my cousin. He kicked me in the stomach, and when I bent over, I got turned around facing the wall, and he kicked me into it. Here's something to show you what happened...



        I'm the blue one, getting kicked in the ass, into a wall.

        I had a massive headache all day after I woke up from being knocked out.
        DELETED

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        • #5
          Hahaha that stupid stick program will be used for generations to come to explain these real-life events that are difficult to put into words :up:

          As for the pain thing... Um... Probably when I was dragged off a table by my feet in school and hit my head on the side of the desk... This wasn't so bad in and of itself... But I had to have stitches in the back of my head and that wasn't pleasant.
          G[y]Ro> omfg
          G[y]Ro> u nerds
          G[y]Ro> NERDS
          G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

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          • #6
            Kidney Stone!

            Kidney stone. I've had three of them. The first was pretty bad, second not as bad, and the third was awful (to the point where I became nauseated and threw up a few times).

            But ahhhh... morphine. Love it.

            Oh yeah, also when I fell when I was younger and managed to catch myself with my front two teeth. They broke in half in kind of a upside down "U" shape. I went to the dentist where they then proceeded to send up to 8 volts directly onto my exposed nerves (to see if they were still working, I guess). That fucking hurt.

            So half of my two front teeth are fake.
            Last edited by Saturn V; 09-23-2004, 03:03 AM. Reason: one more pain thing
            Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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            • #7
              i was walking on the side of a pool on the metal slippery part and i slipped and landed on the corner of the side of the pool, on my femur bone. it would have broke if i didnt drink so much milk lol, but luckily i just got a huge bruise that entertained my friends and i. couldnt sleep on that side for a week.
              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
              apt>yes u can wtf
              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
              apt>na
              apt>ill show you pictures
              apt>next time I masturbate

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              • #8
                Hmm, now that i think about it, the time i flew over my bike handles and landed on the asphalt on my eye(i had stiches 2 cm above my eye...close eh?) - 6 stitches, was the day before 5th grade started too

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                  Recovering from wisdom teeth removal, when the pain meds wear off.
                  Im keeping mine because I actually have room for them.

                  Um... Worst pain: When I tripped out of the shower over the sidewall of the tub on the most sensitive joint in every toe, fell onto the sink, hit my head on the faucet, opted to get up, hit my head on the top of the cabinet, in recoil I ducked back down only to hit my head on the faucet again.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Torn Wing
                    Im keeping mine because I actually have room for them.

                    Um... Worst pain: When I tripped out of the shower over the sidewall of the tub on the most sensitive joint in every toe, fell onto the sink, hit my head on the faucet, opted to get up, hit my head on the top of the cabinet, in recoil I ducked back down only to hit my head on the faucet again.
                    I can't stop laughing at you.. and to look at your avatar at the same time!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Torn Wing
                      Im keeping mine because I actually have room for them.

                      Um... Worst pain: When I tripped out of the shower over the sidewall of the tub on the most sensitive joint in every toe, fell onto the sink, hit my head on the faucet, opted to get up, hit my head on the top of the cabinet, in recoil I ducked back down only to hit my head on the faucet again.
                      Ow. =x

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                      • #12
                        i was riding my bike with my cousin when i was little, and when I saw a stop sign i stopped because it was the thing to do. So when i was in stop position i fell onto my side and tried to hold myself up with my left arm right while i was falling. When i landed my arm was vertically straight, and all of a sudden it bent the wrong way and my elbow and stuff popped out.

                        edit: so when i went to the hospital the doctor had to pop the stuff back in and that hurt more

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                        • #13
                          when I was at the dentists getting my teeth drilled, and they didnt use enoughf novocaine
                          Like, there was this ninja who got
                          ticked off at some people who kept
                          talking while he was trying to rock
                          out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
                          flipped out and sang at them till
                          they all exploded!!! (true story.)

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                          • #14
                            Back in high school I was at a party, high on K of course. Anyways, you figure out quickly that with drugs like these that.. well.. you really can't feel much. Needless to say, I woke up the next morning with a large scar on my back with towels and bandaids on it that my friend had put on to stop the bleeding for the night. It felt as if I had a knife blade pulled across the long of my back, which.. of course, one had. I guess there were some arrests that night at the party, as my friend had told me, and some guy was drunk pulling all sorts of idiotic shit, being violent, holding a knife and what not. Of course my K holed ass tried to resist him (we all know what became of that). Anyways, the pain that I felt that morning was unbearable, I think I might have even cried. Of course, with the drugs on hand, I was able to quickly rid of the pain.

                            Oh.. the good old days.

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                            • #15
                              I got appendicitis.
                              Then I got surgery.
                              Then I got pain.
                              Then I got 2 weeks off school.
                              this is a dated signature

                              FREE GHB, PH
                              (:3=

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