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    Barf.

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/22/el....ap/index.html

    MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) -- An 11-year-old boy was charged Wednesday with sexually assaulting a 76-year-old neighborhood woman in her home as three of his friends stood watch.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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    condoms can actually be THAT small?
    I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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    • #3
      Wow! Kids these days, they've grown up before you even knew it!

      Seriously, thats just sick! How can a child at that age be like that? Too much sex on tv? I presume.. Where is the world going?
      Last edited by 1ight; 09-23-2004, 05:27 AM.
      Endless space, endless exploration.

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      • #4
        WtF dude, Barf.
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        • #5
          oh my god.

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          • #6
            Happens? rofl jk thats nasty


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            • #7
              :/ funny, but sad.
              audit> and btw, im your fan!

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              • #8
                Yummy, grilled cheese...I mean YUCK!!!!

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                • #9
                  i'm sure they all have bright futures on the jerry springer show.
                  TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                  TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                  TelCat> i dont

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                  • #10
                    I blame the influences of Television and Online 2d spaceships games!


                    Seriously though, shoot the kid, he has nothing going for him.
                    k8> (both my dad's are gay :( )

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                      http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/22/el....ap/index.html
                      Something similar to that happend around where I live. A (I believe) 15 year old broke into an old woman's house, raped her, killed her then stole quite a bit of swag.

                      One seriously fucked up world we live in, almost makes me not want to have kids.
                      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
                      -Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

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