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    What is the Matrix?

    A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
    After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
    This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
    "Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
    This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
    Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
    At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
    "Is Michael Jackson God?"



    so lame, but its uselessly lame
    work it harder make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever hour after , our work is never over
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  • #2
    "You're bad." I believe is the appropriate forum reply.

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    • #3
      old joke
      this is a dated signature

      FREE GHB, PH
      (:3=

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      • #4
        hehe i like that joke
        Code:
        1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p
1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination
1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :(
1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums..
1:lnx> kk
1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo

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        • #5
          haha! nice one!

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          • #6
            Mitä Michael Jackson tekee hississä? Painaa nappulaa
            Mitä Michael Jackson tekee talvella? Vetää lasta pulkassa
            :up:
            5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
            5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
            5: Da1andonly> =((
            5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
            5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
            5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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            • #7
              What's the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Horse Jockey?

              Horse Jockey's can legally ride 3 Year olds.
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #8
                hoo hoo, hee hee

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                • #9
                  haha that is awesome
                  9:Everett> well with pascone in -f-, our squad standards just experienced a decrease of 150%

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                  • #10
                    i dont get what matrix had to do with this....by the way The matrix is a place where i like sex happning to me k? thx




                    P.S trinity's sloppy

                    afk
                    -All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no-one you understand?




                    - Do not make decisions on an empty stomach.

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                    • #11
                      haha i just called it the matrix so that uhh,, stuff yea, thats it,, lots of stuff... hey who has seen that old movie condorman? what a riot that was
                      work it harder make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever hour after , our work is never over

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                      • #12
                        Hahah! that one owns man ajaxee <3

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