So I got home from my job at the supermarket tonight and I got to thinking, this job sucks. I wonder if everyone elses does too.
What's your worst job?
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
It's not MY job, but my friend Paul works at a place called "Torrid" at the mall. Its like hot topic for plus sized women. He has to fold womens panties that he can literally wear as a toga. Good times.
I been lucky, i have had great jobs. My last job I did have to grow bacteria in 900 gallon tanks of chicken shit and shreded paper. Now that was fun when we had to take apart pumps that had that crap still in it.
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brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
Being a waiter at a crappy resturant with poor management. The managers would change the schedule on a whim, then complain if you didn't come to work at the time they suddenly decided you should come in. Not only that, but they couldn't order the correct amount of supplies at all, which lead to things running out often. Sometimes we ran out of baked potatoes or ribs and you wouldn't find out until you already placed the order. One time we ran out of ketchup bottles, so us waiters had to sit in the back of the kitchen, tear up ketchup packets and pour the ketchup into small little trays for our tables. Not to mention the idiotic, rude customers.
EDIT: I couldn't stand that job after 3 months. I had to quit. I actually lasted longer than most, the average timespan for the waiters there was a month and a half.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
I was on the inventory team, so I shelved books for 8 hours a day with no one to talk to. A couple of the managers that I had the most contact with were also real assholes. They'd talk behind my (and everyone elses) back, too.
When they'd piss me off I'd go in the back and hit some of the metal book carts over and over to relieve some stress. My knuckles always had cuts on them. A couple of people there thought I was a self-injurer, but I just liked hitting things.
It sucks you can't hit people anymore without getting sued.
But I quit and life is good again. I now work in a science museum and play with Van de Graaff generators, Tesla coils, Einstein robots, harmonographs, and Segways.
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.
My worst job have been, 2 years ago, I was a admaker for a local newspaper. I had to go with bus to work everyday to a different town, walk more then 3 km to the workplace from the bus-stop, up big mean uproad. with a 68 angle, or something. Okey that wasn't so annyoing, but it was when I had to run sometimes to the bus-stop just to make it on time, so that I wouldn't be waiting 1-2 hours for next bus.
The boss was a pain in the ass, but still kinda nice. I was fun at first to make ads... but it got annoying doing text ads. And answering the phone, and everytime I had to ask, "I'm sorry, can you repeat that" Like 2-3 times.. the customer goes all pissed off. I mean, speak up in the phone, don't mumble!
And I was the only one answering the phone, like it had become a habbit for the others. At least when one worker was there (that obviously was the one that always answered the phone) then I could rest. And one worker there accually took his laptop and playied sof or made music..
And one time I made a major misstake, and the customer calls in and is all pissed off... and doesn't understand I'm not a local admaker, just a trainee for the summer. And goes: "How do you think everyone feels about reading my ad, when you wrote it wrong, teh false information that you made". I'm like wtf, stab me some more you bastard. I accually got sad, and he knew that he had the right the get a new one. In the end he jsut said, I don't want to talk to you.. and I tried to transfer, and it didn't work.. and I was all stressed out about it.. worst day of my days on that work.
I'm never going to work on such place again, only if I don't haft to answer the phone, then maybe I could consider it. Overall work sucks,, thats why I'm going to make a career out of drawing, that I like. Or just have a company, be at home, have others work for you, get big cash. Like that would happen... -_-++
5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
I sit online and build websites, manage websites, or physically go and fix people's computers. It's not a steady income, as a matter of fact it's a shitty income (150 per month) but for the amount of actual hard labor i put into it it's a steal
well, over the summer, my dad was like "You have a flight to the coast of spain tomorrow morning at 9am, youre working on an oil rig"
I was like.. WTF.. But then it wasnt so bad. I worked there for about a month. Got like $12 an hour for doing anything from mopping to hard labour.
After that, I came back and worked at a construction site for 2 months. I started out making $8 an hour Canadian, because I was still an apprentice. After I got certified, I started making $35 an hour. However, its GRUELLING work. I do not recommend it to anyone. My arms still sizzle from it. Although the money is good
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DeeZ NuTs> time to own
DeeZ NuTs> got my fedex hat on
Azreal> LOloL
cook> ROFL
lol why would u work at a supermarket.. get your lifegaurding certificate and sit out in the sun all day getting a tan and more money.
ive worked as a dishwasher, a busboy, and a lifegaurd. busboy sucked the most. i walked around picking up gooey dishes off tables and lugging them back to the kitchen for 6 to 8 hours in a row. u cant take many breaks or talk to people cause u are always walking around.
dishwashing was ok because i met some cool people while working in the kitchen. the illegal immigrants were the coolest, but everyone else was cool too. not only did they serve me a high quality expensive ass steak and mashed potatoes for dinner every night, but also i took uneaten food off people's plates when they came back to the dish tank! yay for people's uneaten food! the part that sucked was the fast paced period from about 8-10 every night, and coming home drenched from all the water i worked with every night at about 1 am.
lifegaurding is the best though. the staff is awesome, and we sit around in the sun so much it is sad. when we arent sitting around in the sun talking to each other, we are sitting in the sun watching hot chicks in bikinis. the downside is that it gets a little boring in the chair sometimes. also cleaning to bottom of the deep end (sucking up algae with a tube, below 13 feet of water for 2 hours) is a bitch, but i get paid a lot more than everyone else for doing it so haha.
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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