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    A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued...and won!

    In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim.

    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
    GG no re.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    lol way to go insurance company! >D

    "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
    .Halo.

    Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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    • #3
      ez newb XD

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      • #4
        Owned!
        Like, there was this ninja who got
        ticked off at some people who kept
        talking while he was trying to rock
        out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
        flipped out and sang at them till
        they all exploded!!! (true story.)

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        • #5
          good times.

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          • #6
            what a loser

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            • #7
              I got that in a chain mail like a + year ago *__*
              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
              Failure teaches success.
              . â–²
              ▲ ▲

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              • #8
                the story is also fake,hehe

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                • #9
                  stupid fake story.

                  Even if an insurance company would insure the cigars, there's no court in the world that would make them pay if he lit them on fire himself. that's like me lighting my house on fire and a court saying insurance had to pay.
                  http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                  "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bloodzombie
                    stupid fake story.

                    Even if an insurance company would insure the cigars, there's no court in the world that would make them pay if he lit them on fire himself. that's like me lighting my house on fire and a court saying insurance had to pay.
                    people do that you know.
                    5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                    5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                    5: Da1andonly> =((
                    5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                    5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                    5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                    • #11
                      bahaha, the funniest thing I've seen here for a long time

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jeansi
                        people do that you know.
                        no they dont

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