MY gift to you all

[Cops]

Cops wants to keep his ass on these forums, I'm not getting banned so you can blow up shit! Homie don't play that game.

[Stabwound]

Yes! Now I can be a rebel at K-MART!!!! This will teach them not to leave their Commodore-64's unattended!

Fun at K-Mart
Fun at K-Mart by the Jolly Roger

Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who can't afford to shop at higher quality stores. Although, all I ever see in there is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in our city. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there. But, once, I did.

You see, once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos(Dear friends of mine) and I were exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along a K-Mart. Amused, and cold for that matter, we wandered in. The Tension mounts.

As we walked up to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth Groups selling cheap cookies, and wheelchair sticken people selling American Flags. After laughing at these people, we entered. This is where the real fun begins...

First, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue lights we could find. That really distracts and confuses the attendents...Fun to do...

The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where they sell computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find Apple Computers being sold there. Instead, lesser computers like the laughable C-64 can be found there...Turn it on, and make sure nobody's looking...Then, once in Basic, type...

]10 PRINT "Fuck the world! Anarchy Rules!" (or something to that effect.)

]20 GOTO 10 and walk away.

Also, set the sample radios in the store to a santanic rock station, and turn the radio off. Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of the time displayed there. Turn the volume up all the way, and walk away. After about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt to turn the radio down or off. It's really neat to set ten or more radios to different stations, and walk away.

One of my favorite things to do, is to get onto the intercom system of the store. Easier typed then done. First, check out the garden department. You say there's no attendent there? Good. Sneak carefully over to the phone behind the cheap counter there, and pick it up. Dial the number corrisponding to the item that says 'PAGE'... And talk. You will note that your voice will echo all over the bowels of K-Mart. I would suggest announcing something on the lines of: "Anarchy rules!!"

---------------Jolly Roger

[Dameon Angell]

I know a friend who did the alarm trick. It was moderately entertaining.

[Cops]

some of the stuff you can do is just down right hillarious.

[Torn Wing]

I know a friend who did the alarm trick. It was moderately entertaining.

Wal-Mart is so much more fun, but imagine "Attention K-Mart shoppers, the end is near, repent or perish."

[FatherG]

Surprising this post is still up.

DO NOT attempt to follow the hand grenade receipe (for one), the directions are wrong and it will blow up in your face.

But then again, the same person that would try any of these explosive receipies probably thinks the bomb receipies in fight club are real.

[Trickers]

Wow. That cookbook version sucks. You can find way better man. Trust me on that one. Scroll through google's pages, instead of just clicking on the first link you see. Newb ^_^

[Cops]

Yeah I'm really thinking this thread is a bad idea, I wouldn't attempt half the shit in the book but someone might. Can this be closed before some kid blows off his hand? Knowledge is something that shouldn't be taken lightly, I apologize. KOlar just walked in, "so yeah I posted the Anarchist's Cookbook on the forums and only now realizing this might be a bad idea".- love cops xoxoxo

[Troll King]

A good start might be in being proactive and editing your initial post. If anything, it'll give you brownie points from Wadi. Or take away ban-nie points, which is a more likely scenario.

[Mr. Peanuts]

I downloaded that off KaZaA a while back.