Ebonics is a fucking mockery of the English language.
Black guy: Yo dawg, whe' yuh butocheese at? Dis heazy is trippin'.
Me at work: Excuse me?
Black guy: Yo man you no speak English o' sometin' whut de fuck's yo problem man? I's aksin you whedefuck yo butocheese at, playa.
Me at work: Sprechen Sie Englisch? Hablo Espanol? Parle vous Englais?
Black guy: Yo fuck dis shiz hobag peace out in da hood.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL IS HE SAYING? IT SURE ISN'T ENGLISH.
Black guy: Yo dawg, whe' yuh butocheese at? Dis heazy is trippin'.
Me at work: Excuse me?
Black guy: Yo man you no speak English o' sometin' whut de fuck's yo problem man? I's aksin you whedefuck yo butocheese at, playa.
Me at work: Sprechen Sie Englisch? Hablo Espanol? Parle vous Englais?
Black guy: Yo fuck dis shiz hobag peace out in da hood.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL IS HE SAYING? IT SURE ISN'T ENGLISH.
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