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OK Jerome's turn.
1) ALL COOL KIDS ARE INDIE-TRENDY FUCKS. All replies must consist of either insanely stereotypical replies (ie: "LZOLZOLZOLZ" or "NO U") or blase 2cool4wordz replies ("Not Funny." or "You're old like <insert brand new band that indie-fuck has already listened to, processed, imitated, and written off>"). Generally, agreeing with the poster or acknoledging his existence is to also acknowledge you are weak and pathetic.
2) ALL COOL KIDS HAVE HIGH POST COUNTS - LIGITIMATELY. I can link you to hundreds of losers who posted "lol" 1500 times for a better post count, didn't work.
3) ALL COOL KIDS THREADJACK. Probably the only rule I follow in this list, if you post an entertaining picture or talk about a band/president/recently deseased guy with political ties/someone's sexual preferences, there will be a guarantee 50 page followup argument.
4) ALL COOL KIDS HAVE A PERSONAL ICON/MANTRA. Examples:
ZeUs!!: Soccer
Pearl Jam: Cheese-metal / rap bands
dimboy: REM/ fur coats
Awesome: Randedl's sudden disseapearance from life
Melufa: Free Annux
Exotic: ctrl+v (rofl jerome-zeus joke)
Jerome: Jerome
5) ALL COOL KIDS DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME. I mean, we're posting, right?
6) ALL COOL KIDS ARE COOL IRL, AS WELL. TWGallery and general attitude should show this one.
7) ALL COOL KIDS ARE GENERALLY DEMOCRATIC. I mean, anti-Bush, anti-Government, and anti-Anythingthatkeepstheworldgoinground is so cool and rebellious, see Rule 1
8) ALL COOL KIDS HAVE SECRET PM CONVOS ALL THE TIME. But when IlyaZ PM's you, don't read them.
9) ALL COOL KIDS ACTUALLY DESERVE THE COOL KID TITLE. This is sort of a reflexive last-resort clause. It basically means, "if you post shit, you are shit." So keep it quality and everchanging and you'll be alright.
So that's pretty much it. Enjoy & be cool.
1) ALL COOL KIDS ARE INDIE-TRENDY FUCKS. All replies must consist of either insanely stereotypical replies (ie: "LZOLZOLZOLZ" or "NO U") or blase 2cool4wordz replies ("Not Funny." or "You're old like <insert brand new band that indie-fuck has already listened to, processed, imitated, and written off>"). Generally, agreeing with the poster or acknoledging his existence is to also acknowledge you are weak and pathetic.
2) ALL COOL KIDS HAVE HIGH POST COUNTS - LIGITIMATELY. I can link you to hundreds of losers who posted "lol" 1500 times for a better post count, didn't work.
3) ALL COOL KIDS THREADJACK. Probably the only rule I follow in this list, if you post an entertaining picture or talk about a band/president/recently deseased guy with political ties/someone's sexual preferences, there will be a guarantee 50 page followup argument.
4) ALL COOL KIDS HAVE A PERSONAL ICON/MANTRA. Examples:
ZeUs!!: Soccer
Pearl Jam: Cheese-metal / rap bands
dimboy: REM/ fur coats
Awesome: Randedl's sudden disseapearance from life
Melufa: Free Annux
Exotic: ctrl+v (rofl jerome-zeus joke)
Jerome: Jerome
5) ALL COOL KIDS DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME. I mean, we're posting, right?
6) ALL COOL KIDS ARE COOL IRL, AS WELL. TWGallery and general attitude should show this one.
7) ALL COOL KIDS ARE GENERALLY DEMOCRATIC. I mean, anti-Bush, anti-Government, and anti-Anythingthatkeepstheworldgoinground is so cool and rebellious, see Rule 1
8) ALL COOL KIDS HAVE SECRET PM CONVOS ALL THE TIME. But when IlyaZ PM's you, don't read them.
9) ALL COOL KIDS ACTUALLY DESERVE THE COOL KID TITLE. This is sort of a reflexive last-resort clause. It basically means, "if you post shit, you are shit." So keep it quality and everchanging and you'll be alright.
So that's pretty much it. Enjoy & be cool.
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