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And then bitch slap Jesus and ask him who's his REAL daddy.
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Mr 12 inch wonder -
Maybe he should convert to Islam...Well, very simply, it's a biscuit, but it is also a cake - think of it as the transvestite of biscuits. They're about the size of, well, a biscuit, and they're basically a disc of sponge, with a bit of orange-flavour jelly on top, covered in a thin layer of chocolate.Comment
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ahh, im better now. ive been messing with some college chick (im 12 grade highschool) and ive come to terms with some other chick. and God hasn't forsaken me.....he just made me to bitch around, because God is bored and I'm his lil freak show. LIFE SUCKS STILL!DELETEDComment
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oh, and one more thing......
.....thank you eeks for telling me to shoot myself. I sat on my toilet with a rifle down my throat for a bit cuz i was so hurt by what you said. then i had to take a shit and after i was done I forgot what i was doing.
note : that was sarcasm, and eeks is a shithead (note me taking a shit)DELETEDComment
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DOOD LISTEN TO PAPA ROACH - LIVES NOT FAIR. IT SPEAKS TO ME ON SOOO MANY LEVELS!!
P ROACHHH ARF ARF!!Comment
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its called Papa Roach "She Loves Me Not"DELETEDComment
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Jesus Listens.2 time TWLD runner up.
If not a medal, cant I get a Ribbon??Comment
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My name is JamesOriginally posted by Bluedandy
Ladies Love Cool James.
Unfortunately I get the "I love you like a brother" act.Comment
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Can I call you James from now on? You're um... Like a brother to me, and all... So yeah... Um... Hey, look, an interesting commercial on television!
*scampers off*Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.Comment
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Originally posted by Dystrophy
Atheism 4 LifeComment
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God has Forsaken me
I have had a revelation that God has forsaken me. At least for the time being. I cant get any, no girls like me, life is on the sucky side at the moment. Any comments? And yes, tomorrow look for this in trash talk, its going to be put there soon anyways
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No i haven't. i haven't forsaken anyone in years. now, I can forsake you, if you kill sir gaunt first.Comment
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Originally posted by Jaffacake
Maybe he should convert to Islam...
Islam, cristianity, and judaism are vey much the same thing. Islam "includes" most of the otther texts and adds on and interprets. so, therefore you could say that modern "popular islam" and christianity (and most of its su-categories) are variations of, and mutations on, Judaism. Jews are cool. I've never met a Jew i didn't like. christians are an otherthing, too inconsistant.
PS- don't punch god, he's got a glass jaw and I'm tired of his bitching (i think he's a he)Comment
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