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  • Scott Song's Thoughts On Relationships

    http://www.mit.edu/~mikeho/scottsong.shtml

    Please read and tell me if u agree or disagree ... I haven't laughed this much in awhile. There are several articles to peruse. I wonder if it's funnier if you're asian ... and in college.

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    Come on ... I promise they are good reads ... for your money back. Here's the first one ... copied and pasted:

    Bros Before Hoes

    throughout my life, i have seen numerous guy friends get whooped. whooped by some girl who isn't going to mean much to him in the long run. but during that short period of time when the relationship is rolling, the guy tends to forget about his other responsibilities. this is where i come in to set everything straight. bros before hoes. that's the one and only rule. well, don't cheat on the gal...i guess that's another rule. but anyways, i'm not saying that all girls are hoes or anything, so ladies, don't get offended. it's just a generalized term used to describe all the women out there who mess with a guy and take him away from his friends. a lot of times, it's necessary to take a step back and look at the big picture. if all your life you grew up with a group of guys, then you must place them higher than any short term girlfriend. it makes sense b/c the longer you know someone, the more you should trust them and the more they should mean to you. the problem with guys is that we always think with our hormones and not our heads, so when you meet this girl, you are willing to drop everything for her b/c you think she is perfect. (which goes back to my other point in the other plan that guys tend to think they know the girl well when they really don't). so they drop everything for this girl and he loses all contact with his other friends...but after the relationship ends, he finds himself with no friends to turn to, since he betrayed them all. hahaha. who you gonna turn to now, boy??? IDIOT! but there is also a lot of misconception as to when or how a guy disses his boy by choosing the girl over his boys. scenario: you promise the girl you'd have lunch with her and then later the guys ask if you want to join THEM for lunch. you say no b/c you're supposed to eat with your girl. are you a diss? NO, you're just trying to be a man of your word. guys who consider that to be a diss are a bunch of morons. but if the girl messes with your previously arranged plans with your guy friends, then there's a prob. or when all you ever talk about with your guy friends is your girlfriend, then there is also another prob. or when the guy is willing to do much bigger favors for the girl than for his boys, then there is a HUGE problem. i know guys who'd drive the girl practically anywhere but would have a fit if you asked him for a ride home. bitter? nah...it just makes decisions about how much you wanna invest in the friendship a lot more easier. actually, to be honest, i haven't been dissed a lot by guy friends...but that's only b/c my friends and i are all losers who can't get any girls anyways. But you can still be a diss even if you never have a girl...lots of guys drop their friends in PURSUIT of a girl...and they end up empty handed. haha. the true character of a guy is revealed by how he treats his guy friends. anyone can be sweet to a girl that he likes, but it takes a lot more character to be generous and understanding to another guy. why? because close guy friends have nothing to offer unless you're a flaming homosexual with overpowering strength (tom kim) and also b/c since the guys are so close, you can observe how he acts around those who he feels comfortable around. so if he treats his close friends like crap, then be ready to expect the same from him later down the line when he feels comfortable around you. that's why i hate guys who are nice to girls and only girls. girls justify it by saying "well, you just gotta get to KNOW him and his sensitive side...he's just misunderstood..." i say that it's a bunch of BS. a jerk is a jerk is a jerk. they just show no character or class. girls tend not to ever realize that they are taking their "man" away from his guy friends. so girls, try to be more aware of everything. understand that a guy needs his guy friends, just as a girl needs her girl friends. be understanding if he needs to sacrifice time with you to be with the friends he grew up with. a hoe ain't gonna understand and will demand that the guy give her all of his attention 24/7. a real woman is secure enough in the relationship to loosen that leash a little so that he can live a halfway normal life. guys, don't lose sight of what's important. don't put all your eggs in one basket, cuz if it falls, then not only do you lose all your eggs, but you feel like a loser for dropping the basket, too. but if you want the girl to understand your need to be with your boys, then make sure you can make her secure in the relationship, otherwise you aren't doing your job as a man. don't be with the guys and neglect the girl, either. but all in all, girls come and go, but friends...well, friends come and go, too. but it just looks better to drop a hoe than to drop your friends. remember, she may be sweet, she may be wonderful, but if she tries to take you away from what made you YOU, then she ain't nuthin' but a HOE. =)

    The church game vs real game is one of the better/more hilarious articles btw.
    Last edited by Sufficient; 10-14-2004, 06:27 PM.

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    • #3
      Some of them were pretty funny. Most of it wasn't new or original though
      The song doesn't make your hands clap,
      The hand claps make the song

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      • #4
        Like I'm going to take some guy from MIT's advice on girls.
        Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
        i just wish it was longer
        Originally posted by Cops
        it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by PUNK rock
          Some of them were pretty funny. Most of it wasn't new or original though
          I believe these are pretty old articles. Cuz I remember reading "things girls do, but shouldn't" ... the one bout the Yujs ... a looooong time ago.

          Here's one part I thought was hilarious:
          "6) THE YUJ TRIES TO ACT TOO CUTE. some girls ARE cute, so when they act cute, it accentuates their cuteness. but some girls are definitely NOT cute, so when they try to act cute, it just emphasizes how NOT CUTE they are. watching a beastly girl try to act cute is like watching chris farley in a pink tu-tu trying to act all bashful and shy with his pinky in his mouth. the image of him prancing around like a small, white bunny is absurd....and so is a girl trying to act too cute."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cylor
            Like I'm going to take some guy from MIT's advice on girls.
            They aren't supposed to be taken that seriously ... notice the literary use of humor?

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            • #7
              Scott Song went to U of Illinois....the articles were a series of .plans in his finger information. They've been since archived many places.

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