Weirdest thing that can happen when you're brushing your teeth in the morning

[Kim]

You accidently swallow the water when you rinse

[Vykromond]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate this post DISAPPOINTMENT

[Jerome Scuggs]

my friend lost 1/7th of his finger last night, he thought the snow-cone ice-shaving machine was off when he put his hand in it

little did he know the reason it wasn't running was because it was jammed, which is why he put his hand in there in the first place

3 entire large napkins are covered in blood.

[cundor]

You lost 1.5% of your friend that's a pitty

[PUNK rock]

When I was a kid, I didn't know you were supposed to spit the toothpaste out, so I always swallowed it I think I did this until I was about 10...and look how well I turned out!

[Richard Creager]

I don't think it'll affect your mind, maybe your digestive system.

[PaulOakenfold]

and shoe size

[Troll King]

There's an oral sex joke somewhere in there ready for the telling.