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Someone design a pair of low friction trousers that hide large erections.
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Originally posted by Diakka
Lets stop being lil bitches -
Wear baggy pants, it's the only solution human kind has had for centuries.Jesus Christ on a pogo stick -
Some burglars visited me last night...
When I went to bed I had this huge erection, but when I got up it was gone
Give it back!
(This is serious Useless Crapage)I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...Comment
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i have a small penis so i can hide itTo all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heartComment
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Bilbo The Hobbit with the signature of the year 2004.sageComment
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if only it was smallerOriginally posted by Richard CreagerCode:1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p 1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination 1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :( 1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums.. 1:lnx> kk 1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo
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Eeks u still owe me a cig
http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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Or if your little fella has a will of it's own and breaks the rubber band, you could always try using duct tape to tie your dick to your leg.Originally posted by Wax5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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Make sure you shave beforehand.Comment
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Why? the duck tape would have a double use if you wouldnt shave beforehand.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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oh the painRipper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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