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    How To Clean Your Toilet Instructions on how to clean your toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
    Cat: You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? 'Hey man. You threw the stick, you go and get it yourself, I'm busy. If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?'

  • #2
    ROFL :up:

    Does it work with a dog?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Twerp
      ROFL :up:

      Does it work with a dog?
      probly, try it and vid it
      Cat: You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? 'Hey man. You threw the stick, you go and get it yourself, I'm busy. If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?'

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      • #4
        With a dog, you DEFINATELY need to stand on the lid
        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
        5: Da1andonly> =((
        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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        • #5
          Get a (chiwawa if you didn't know ) I'm sure they aren't that strong and they'll definately fit >: D

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          • #6
            ..lol

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            • #7
              Yeah screw those Japanese robot toilets, clean it the organic way

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Twerp
                Get a (chiwawa if you didn't know ) I'm sure they aren't that strong and they'll definately fit >: D
                It'll get flushed down
                9:Everett> well with pascone in -f-, our squad standards just experienced a decrease of 150%

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