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There i was happily on my way to the near by 7-11 to pick up some sugar, i was gonna bake a cake. The 7-11 was only a few blocks away, but the obstacle that i encountered made it seem like miles and miles away
So i was just about to cross the street when out ofno where this lady screams, Noooo! I turned around and suddenly im tackled to the ground. When the dust cleared i was laying flat on my back. I looked up and there she was, "A Crossing Guard"! She was like "young man, to cross that street you must hold my hand" Laying there i was like are u kidding me? So i got up on my feet brushed off my shoulder and said, "i got 99 problems but crossing this street aint one". I proceeded to walk, but she would not let me pass. She stuck out her hand was like, "son, i will not tell you again.....to cross this street you must hold my hand". She said i was to young to cross the street alone, but luckily i had my license on me. I showed her my license to prove my age,but she gave one glance at it and took it away. My mouth dropped, "dont play wit me son, thas a fake ID", she said. "But mam, im 16 motherfrkn years old, now get out of my way so i can get across"!! She was like excuse me and slapped me across my face, "shudup son"!!!! the slap leftme stumbling, twisting, and turning... I was in total disbelief and a tear almost fell but i held it back. I tried running around her, but she was too fast and way too big. I finally decided to let her hold me hand, so i went up to her and said i give up. As she reached out her hand, I kicked her in her shin. She went crushing on to the floor and thas when i made my move. I ran like a mothefo and finally got across the street. From the other side i stood, "haaha...i got across punk, now what"!!! She smiled and pointed down the street. As i turned around and looked down the street, there were more crossing guards at every corner They all had their hands out...."HOLD MY HAND".................
So i was just about to cross the street when out ofno where this lady screams, Noooo! I turned around and suddenly im tackled to the ground. When the dust cleared i was laying flat on my back. I looked up and there she was, "A Crossing Guard"! She was like "young man, to cross that street you must hold my hand" Laying there i was like are u kidding me? So i got up on my feet brushed off my shoulder and said, "i got 99 problems but crossing this street aint one". I proceeded to walk, but she would not let me pass. She stuck out her hand was like, "son, i will not tell you again.....to cross this street you must hold my hand". She said i was to young to cross the street alone, but luckily i had my license on me. I showed her my license to prove my age,but she gave one glance at it and took it away. My mouth dropped, "dont play wit me son, thas a fake ID", she said. "But mam, im 16 motherfrkn years old, now get out of my way so i can get across"!! She was like excuse me and slapped me across my face, "shudup son"!!!! the slap leftme stumbling, twisting, and turning... I was in total disbelief and a tear almost fell but i held it back. I tried running around her, but she was too fast and way too big. I finally decided to let her hold me hand, so i went up to her and said i give up. As she reached out her hand, I kicked her in her shin. She went crushing on to the floor and thas when i made my move. I ran like a mothefo and finally got across the street. From the other side i stood, "haaha...i got across punk, now what"!!! She smiled and pointed down the street. As i turned around and looked down the street, there were more crossing guards at every corner They all had their hands out...."HOLD MY HAND".................
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