THE PUSHER'S WORK DAY -by THE PUSHER
7:00 am - Wake up, scratch self, shit, shower, shave.
7:35 am - Walk self out to car and begin 20 minute drive to work
8:00 am - Punch self in and read Manager notes from the previous day. Start laughing because I am not a manager, I am the Trainer, and I don't have to deal with the petty crap. I get to yell and point a lot.
8:25 am - Start telling people what do to and then go have a cigarrette.
8:35 am - Come back from smoke break, scratch self, wash hands, and sit down to read the paper.
9:00 am - Go and have another cigarrette, make myself breakfast, and watch everyone else work.
9:20 am - Eating breakfast while everyone else works. Yum.
9:45 am - Let out a hearty buelch after eating, then go have another cigarrette.
10:00 am - Back from smoke break, going to continue watching everyone else work for a bit.
10:15 am - Bored with watching people work, I decide to see if anyone is doing something wrong. Find some mistakes, scratch self, and go have another cigarrette.
10:45 am - Check to see that everyone has their station setup, scratch self, and give the daily pep talk over cigarrettes and coffee.
11:00 am - Open for business.
11:15 am - Employees start the daily routine of busting their asses for the hungry masses.
11:18 am - Scratch self and have another cigarrette.
11:25 am - Return from ritual scratching and smoking. Wash hands, and go into office to pretend I am doing something important.
1:30 pm - Lunch rush ends. Cigarrette smoking is now in order.
1:45 pm - Post lunch smoke break complete. Time to eat lunch and go home.
2:15 pm - Lunch eaten, cigarrette smoked, scratch self, and punch out for the day.
2:25 pm - On the way home with shit eating grin on face.
2:45 pm - Arrive at humble abode, scratch self, retrieve mail, and play Subspace.
7:00 am - Wake up, scratch self, shit, shower, shave.
7:35 am - Walk self out to car and begin 20 minute drive to work
8:00 am - Punch self in and read Manager notes from the previous day. Start laughing because I am not a manager, I am the Trainer, and I don't have to deal with the petty crap. I get to yell and point a lot.
8:25 am - Start telling people what do to and then go have a cigarrette.
8:35 am - Come back from smoke break, scratch self, wash hands, and sit down to read the paper.
9:00 am - Go and have another cigarrette, make myself breakfast, and watch everyone else work.
9:20 am - Eating breakfast while everyone else works. Yum.
9:45 am - Let out a hearty buelch after eating, then go have another cigarrette.
10:00 am - Back from smoke break, going to continue watching everyone else work for a bit.
10:15 am - Bored with watching people work, I decide to see if anyone is doing something wrong. Find some mistakes, scratch self, and go have another cigarrette.
10:45 am - Check to see that everyone has their station setup, scratch self, and give the daily pep talk over cigarrettes and coffee.
11:00 am - Open for business.
11:15 am - Employees start the daily routine of busting their asses for the hungry masses.
11:18 am - Scratch self and have another cigarrette.
11:25 am - Return from ritual scratching and smoking. Wash hands, and go into office to pretend I am doing something important.
1:30 pm - Lunch rush ends. Cigarrette smoking is now in order.
1:45 pm - Post lunch smoke break complete. Time to eat lunch and go home.
2:15 pm - Lunch eaten, cigarrette smoked, scratch self, and punch out for the day.
2:25 pm - On the way home with shit eating grin on face.
2:45 pm - Arrive at humble abode, scratch self, retrieve mail, and play Subspace.
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