lesson in newemoticonology

[PaulOakenfold]

This is what I get out of these 'emoticons':

You have AIDS!
Your parents are divorced because of YOU :bigups:
You'll never experience love :love:

[PaulOakenfold]

No one talks to you because you're foreign :english:
Your dull lifestyle is reflected in your posts :madlocked
The emoticon reflecting John Kerry's speeches :yawn:

[PaulOakenfold]

You will live a short, but lonely life :headbang:
I'm going to scoop your eyes out with a spoon and skull fuck you :groovy:
Has anyone told you how ugly you are? Because you deffinetly need plastic surgery :sick:

[schope]

No one talks to you because you're foreign :english:

:up:

[PaulOakenfold]

I was thinking, this would probably work a lot better:
You have a small penis :groovy:

[Exotic]

:groovy:

[Jerome Scuggs]

:bigups:

[Galleleo]

Paul just wasted his entire evening thinking up witty things.

[Twerp]

It just took 3 minutes

[Galleleo]

Not with Paul.

[PaulOakenfold]

:madlocked :english:

[dchao]

:groovy: I just found all these new smilies. :groovy:

[Fit of Rage]

alco forums still have much better smilies.

Amen brotha.

Our Smilies

[Jeansi]

Too many to choose from

[Ewan]

Can you add this smiley please Rodge: