lyrically challenged

[Kid Kaos]

Yo check it, aight now listen up
Its been a long time comin but allow me to re-intorduce myself
MY NAME IS K!! A TO THE O-S
Cmon Jay-Z face it just be Ho-nest
You may be sellin snow flakes by the OZ
But I be breakin MC's down with my light saber like Kenobi
I use them mind trix they know me as the young Jedi
I done hit the blunt too many times and sprung red eye
dont know to many hoes, Or famous rappers with blinged out clothes
BUt I got plenty of flows and I support them G-I-Joes
I shud go on MTV and be famous
Make a hit song and no longer be nameless
FUCK that everybody get stupid like Ignoramous, get shameless
Aw man since when did music entertainment turn into a Hollywood arrangment
All these award shows
I think they even got an award for the celeb with the most blinged out toes
This shit is ridiulous when will it all end
I might as well dissapear for a year on a fat drug bend, hmm... I wonder when
All these gangster rapper mc's will start a new trend
Next thing you know a new era of MC hammer will unfold
The flat Crew cut with a linked chain thats painted gold
Im bout to set this shit off like it was 1990
Wearin my pants backwards with criss cross bumpin behind me
Im so twisted it would take 3 days just to unwind me
You didnt think I could last this long but you forgot to time me
We play Subspace in the Zone they call Trenchwars
I wish I was an Intergalactic Drug Dealer in the middle of the Hempwarz
Slangin sacks of some crazy shit imported from Mars
Sellin it to some Star Trek Gangsters with 20's on their space cars
Some people call me crazy cause my lyrics are strange
But the fact of the matter is I just decided rap needed a change
HEY LOOK EVERYBODY LOOK AT THAT WHITE GUY
HE THINKS HES BLACK, yo call me what you want im the right guy
The gettin crazy drunk off cheap beer tonight guy
YEA THATS WHY THE CALL ME KID KAOS
CAUSE I JUST CRACKED THE GAME WINNING HOME RUN TO WIN THE PLAYOFFS

[cundor]

10 years ago there were a lot of girl bands who just had one black rapper in it who rapped like one verse or something....you are one of those black rappers

[Mayo Inc.]

i like how all your rhymes come at the end of your lines, you mother goose sounding mother fucker

[Mayo Inc.]

10 years ago there were a lot of girl bands who just had one black rapper in it who rapped like one verse or something....you are one of those black rappers

HAHAHHA

[Exotic]

WATCH OUT, MY OUTFIT'S RIDICULOUS
IN THE CLUB LOOKIN SO CONSPICUOUs.

[Dameon Angell]

Look at my medallion, my diamonds are wreckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace.

[Galleleo]

Uhm, ya sure whatever.

[Ezor]

I have two options here. Stab myself for even reading this thread, or stab myself for getting involved in it by pulling rhymes out of my ass at 1:48 AM. Oh well, nothing better to do.

Kid Kaos's wack rhymes make a muthafucka nauseous
When he steps to this mic his ass better play it cautious
'Cause my lyrical skills are like ten tons of dynamite
And if you try to test my nuts I'll just make that shit ignite
Shrapnel to the face will cut you up like broken glass
What's that? Oh shit, I think you got some in your ass
So put yourself in check before I dispense a lethal dose
Of these motherfucking rhymes that'll leave you comatose

EDIT: Two stabs are in order. :death::death:

[Nockm]

I suppose put those lyrics into the Microsoft Talker thing built-in to Windows for the maximum effect.

I expect the spelling errors will be pure gold.

[Mobey]

I feel violated.

[PH]

This is why white kids should stick to emo.

[Jeansi]

Woo emo :groovy:

[Mobey]

hell yeah :headbang:

[NaiLed]

I suppose put those lyrics into the Microsoft Talker thing built-in to Windows for the maximum effect.

I expect the spelling errors will be pure gold.

Microsoft Sam!

fun to use while on teamspeak

[Cyrus]

Can any of you enlighten me with their definition of emo?
I think it's a quite stupid term to use.

BTW: give me the link to that newemoticonoligy (or whatever) thread, cause I seem to have missed on the latest message board hype.