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I don't remember when I last wet myself, but I shat myself a couple years ago when I was on my NOLS course in Mexico. They gave us a lot of rations of weird grains and beans and stuff, and you were supposed to mix them in with most everything you made, to add protein. Of course, we didn't know what the fuck to do with bulgur or whatever, so we just saved it until the end of the ration, and cooked all the weird stuff in a pot together and just choked it down. I guess rehydrated bulgur and beans and shit didn't digest too well, because when I had to take a shit, we were in the middle of a desert area, and I had to walk pretty far to not just shit out in the open. As I was walking away from camp, I farted, and it turned out not to be a fart, but I actually shat all over myself. It was the worst.
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5:gen> man
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I pissed my self last night but i woke up in time to stop before i finnished.Comment
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I remember in like 6th grade my class was all practicing for some retarded choir thing or something. I really had to piss bad, and I started doing the little jig that kids do when they gotta go piss really bad but want to hold it in. It was pretty obvious I guess and the teacher was like "Do you need to use the washroom?" and for some reason I said no. Next thing I know I pissed my pants infront of like 30 classmates.sdgComment
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LOL, been there. My dream was weird though. (couple years ago)(it's weird I still remember).Originally posted by schope
There were two islands, and there was an airport on both islands so we had to fly on a plain to get over. I had to hurry because the plane was about to leave. I lost my older brother because he was too fast, and I really needed to go to the bathroom, so I found it, went into a stall, and let it all out. I woke up half-way and I'm like, ah crap. Then I took a shower and went back to sleep.
The End.Comment
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I used to write down all my dreams. This one has nothing to do with wetting the bed or anything, but it was weird.
Ok well the night I had the dream was the night before we were leaving for Las Vegas. Well, I had this dream that we were on the plane to Las Vegas and etc etc. I was 21 or older, so I could gamble. Well, I got off of the plane, and there was a slot machine near the place I got off, so I went over, put a dollar in, and pulled the handle. I won a million dollars.
So, the next morning (this is real life now), I get up, yell at my dogs to go get the paper, and pour myself a cup of coffee. Couple minutes later (I have a long driveway), they come over and drop it at my feet. I'm flipping through it, looking at the headlines and stuff, and I see one that catches my eye.
"Man Wins One Million Dollars in Las Vegas Airport"
Freaky stuff.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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OMG, YOU'RE A MAN :P ahhhh!!!!!Comment
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aaahhhh! a fucking pink colored man!!!Originally posted by Twerpthread killer
Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the gameComment
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Except for the fact I can't gamble, I was still at home, and I didn't win a million dollars. Oh, and I'm not a man either.Originally posted by TwerpPandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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seems pandagirl's dream is to have a penisOriginally posted by pandagirl898:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a famÃlia dela n deixava agente namorar
8:I Hate Cookies> aà quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
8:I Hate Cookies> aà todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...Comment
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Yuck! I was a girl in my dream schope. I was just magically old enough to gamble.Originally posted by schopePandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOriginally posted by pandagirl898:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a famÃlia dela n deixava agente namorar
8:I Hate Cookies> aà quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
8:I Hate Cookies> aà todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...Comment
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ROFL. :bigups:Originally posted by schope
It's weird in my dreams. I have this power to fly, but I can't seem to find out how to. I always just seem to gradually glide down. Will some1 teach me how to fly in my dreams? I really want to find out what it feels like. It'd be fun ^_^Comment
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i dunno, i was probably in 3rd or 4th grade and i woke up in the middle of the night and had to piss real bad. i was too tired to get up though, so i went back to sleep. in my sleep i had a dream that i was in school, and i had to piss really bad. so i asked my teacher for permission to use the restroom, and went there. when i started pissing in the urinal (in my dream, still), i realized that i was pissing all over myself even though i was aiming straight in the jon. so i cut it off. turned out that it seemed like i was pissing on myself in the dream because i was really pissing in the bed with my pajamas on. but yeah it wasnt too bad cause i cut off the flow.
another time in about 7th grademy i dared my friend to piss his pants at a sleepover and he did it.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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I once had a dream I was flying. Then I hit the ground and woke up. I got a big bruise on my arm from it too.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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I had this dream, where there was a huge bell tower, like big ben. (it was up like 3000 feet) So, the clock part was open and there were vines and ice all over the mechanics and I had to save this girl. I went in and got her and I saw an umbrella so I opened it up and jumped. I sailed for a minute, and then it closed and I just went straight down and I could feel the wind on me. It was cool. I woke up before I hit though, but it turns out that I was really falling off my bed and I'm like, oh crap. I hit the floor and was like, ow, and went back to sleep. Oh, I had a bunk bed so it was tall.Comment
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