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[dchao]

Mississippi

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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lol

[Pandagirl!]

Hehe! :laughing:

[schope]

omfg

ffs

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[Toasty]

hahahaa B)

[Dameon Angell]

hahaha that's pretty good.

[Twerp]

I give it a thumbs up, but I'm too lazy to find the icon

[Send]

:up:

[Nickname]

i give it a love emoticon, not because i loved it but because the emoticon stands out. :wub:

[1ight]

:zorro: :hug: :thumbsup:

[Nickname]

:greedy: :greedy: DUDE THIS ONE HAS DOLLAR BILL SIGN FOR EYES.

[Kim]

I've heard that one a long while ago, but I guess I'm by myself on this one.

[Pandagirl!]

I like this icon:
:diepig:

[Ewan]

Iron my shirt, bitch.

[An UnKnOwN KiLLa]

Iron my shirt, bitch.

lmfao