However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.
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when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
i am ridiculously good at cracking various parts of my body. my thumbs and jaw do not even have a recharge time, i can just crack them hundreds of times in a row.
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
I can place a quarter on my elbow sticking out, flip down my arm and catch the quarter with the same hand.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
That's part of a Van Halen song, no? Or were you just doing a scale? :P
its from eruption by van halen, but I played it on the e string instead of the b for some reason.
Like, there was this ninja who got
ticked off at some people who kept
talking while he was trying to rock
out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
flipped out and sang at them till
they all exploded!!! (true story.)
i can make myself burp too.
i can move my ears. yay.
i can flare my nostrils
i can move my ears and flare my nostrils at the same time
i can whistle both breathing in and out.
i can roll my tongue into a weird shape
i played two trumpets at once before.
i can make my eyes turn around so all u see is white, but i have to hold my eyelids open.
PURE HATRED> i cannot dodge your bombs AND my teammates
pv=nrt> YOU ARE MINE PRINCESS iNgeNfyRe
hogo> iNgeNfyRe Just got HoE'D
Dark Moogoo> psst, bring the cookies and cream
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