I need to get rich fast

[Bioture]

Well, college is expensive and I need money now.

[Fit of Rage]

fastweb.com

Look for scholarships.

[Ezor]

Move down here and cook crystal meth. Fast cash in Meth Capital USA.

[genocidal]

Move down here and cook crystal meth. Fast cash in Meth Capital USA.

And you'll only die within 5 years because of all the meth fumes you inhale while making it.

[Bahamut]

Go out and prostitute yourself

[Suzie-Q.]

organ donating is good this time of year

[Sleepy Weasel]

Go to a casino with all the money you currently have and put it all on Black. Let me know how it turned out.

[Troll King]

Some guy did that in April. He bet on red though and won $270,600.

[Sleepy Weasel]

Red always wins.

one of my friends lost $300 at a casino so before he left he took the $200 he had left and put it on Red, and of course he won.

[colony]

assassinate me, im worth something.

[Bioture]

Go to a casino with all the money you currently have and put it all on Black. Let me know how it turned out.

I'm not 21. So I guess its off to Canada to search for the American dream.

[Saturn V]

Student loans keep me alive.

[Verthanthi]

Suck a whole mess of dick.

[Zerzera]

Drugs, Prostitution & Arms.

Desperate students in the Netherlands sometimes give themselves up for those programs for a pharmaceutical company. All you have to do is staying in some house for a week(end) where they tap off close to the maximum amount of blood they can get from you in a week. They almost literally put a tap in your arm, but it pays off allright.

Donating alot of sperm might help, or cheap porn.

[Anduril.]

Well, college is expensive and I need money now.

Go to bed with me. I'll pay you good.