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  • #31
    this was a bumper sticker, but close enough:

    bush + dick = screwed
    1:Zerzera> aura shut up
    1:Zerzera> you hate my recruits because I am muslim
    jdigs3> jdigs offers u his protection

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    • #32
      PicHosting

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      • #33
        I'd wear it just because that was a kickass book.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by pandagirl89
          I only own one funny t-shirt, I think. It's baby blue and in red glittery words outlined by white glitter it says "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" then on the back it says "Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am." Actually, I think I'm wearing it on my last pic in the gallery. But yea, my algebra teacher last year loved that shirt, but he was a metrosexual pedophile. And yes, I know the shirt is in no way true.
          I like this version of it better:

          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
          5: Da1andonly> =((
          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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          • #35
            Eww I would never wear that. It's gross, ugly colors, and I don't cuss.
            Pandagirl!

            (ph)>12 is just right

            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
            1:Chao <ER>> at all
            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
            Chao <ER> - hero

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            • #36
              We can't all be perfect like you though.

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              • #37
                i got one from a restaurant that says:

                "Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend"
                top 100 basers list

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                • #38
                  U LAF AT ME CUZ I'M DIFFERENT

                  I LAF AT U CUZ UR ALL THE SAME
                  NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                  internet de la jerome

                  because the internet | hazardous

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Pearl Jam
                    FRANKIE SAYS RELAX
                    They have a lot to answer for.

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                    • #40
                      I make my own teeshirts.

                      I have one that says "KURT COBAIN WAS A TOOL"

                      And then One that says "PINKERTON IS MY BIBLE"

                      Those are in no way funny, but if you like Weezer the second one is.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #41
                        i bought a t-shirt that says "To all you virgins, thanks for nothing"
                        neat!

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                        • #42


                          Throughout time, there’s been
                          crimes, throughout our history
                          But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                          Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                          Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                          Come on my countrymen
                          Come on and take a stand
                          Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                          the Wenger bus is coming
                          and all the kids are running
                          from London to Manchester
                          cos he's a child molester


                          fuck islam

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by pandagirl89
                            Eww I would never wear that. It's gross, ugly colors, and I don't cuss.
                            Black and white aren't colors...

                            "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
                            .Halo.

                            Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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                            • #44
                              People from the Croquet Club at my school made these.

                              Front


                              Back
                              this is a dated signature

                              FREE GHB, PH
                              (:3=

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                              • #45
                                USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                                ---A few minutes later---
                                9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                                9:Kim> UM
                                9:Kim> i didn't
                                9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                                9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                                9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                                9:pascone> lol?

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