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    What's the longest you've ever masturbated?

    I pulled 45 minutes one night

  • #2
    Are you talking repeatedly or how long we've tenderized the meat for one shot?

    Welcome back, Melufa

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    • #3
      Melufa missed the whole you being gay stuff Xog.

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      • #4
        melufa likes xog

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        • #5
          mog likes xog

          it even rhymes!
          audit> and btw, im your fan!

          DeeZ NuTs> time to own
          DeeZ NuTs> got my fedex hat on
          Azreal> LOloL
          cook> ROFL

          R.I.P VENOM

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          • #6
            machine of god, you really should change your signature, i wince every time i read it
            5:gen> man
            5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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            • #7
              no

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              • #8
                something that you yourself type shouldnt be in your own signature

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                • #9
                  yeah, especially when its not even funny and barely coherent
                  5:gen> man
                  5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                  • #10
                    Ahh, I'm glad you're back MoG, don't change it... just to spite them, and me... since I really don't like it either.

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                    • #11
                      dont change it, it is pretty funny and classic. quoting yourself is ok if the quoted material is any good.

                      i would say probably 45-an hour
                      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                      apt>yes u can wtf
                      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                      apt>na
                      apt>ill show you pictures
                      apt>next time I masturbate

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                      • #12
                        2 hours.

                        EDIT: which i'm sure sounds "impressive" but in all honesty was probably the most frustrating thing i've EVER experienced.
                        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                        Originally posted by Richard Creager
                        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                        • #13
                          Mog's and cook's avatars next to each other. Ahhh the harmony B)
                          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                          5: Da1andonly> =((
                          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                          • #14
                            around 2 hours maybe more
                            Originally posted by Diakka
                            Lets stop being lil bitches

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                            • #15
                              *cough*EEKSISAPORNSTAR*cough*
                              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                              5: Da1andonly> =((
                              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                              5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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