top three worst boarders

[Jerome Scuggs]

Annux made a thread.
It has struck me deep.
I have now forgotten how to love.
And am an empty shell.
O Stone, be not so.

wait what the fuck am i talking about
i don't fucking care
annux i don't like throwing down
but at the point where the majority of my posts
are more than one line,

the contribution factor triples
now go defend racism or make fun of telcat
or whatever your gimmicks were

[Ezor]

You only made the list because of YOUR gimmick, Jerome.

[Jerome Scuggs]

You only made the list because of YOUR gimmick, Jerome.

My gimmick.
A simple verbal style.
Refined through the land,
and the boarder's choice.

[Annux]

i'd nail a double-shifty goofy-foot 540 in her bum

[CrvenBan]

I'd double you up on nailing a double-shifty goofy-foot 540 in her bum

[Annux]

does Jerome think he's clever by writing shitty faux haiku poems?

dude needs to spend some time in Boarding 101

[Jerome Scuggs]

does Jerome think he's clever by writing shitty faux haiku poems?

dude needs to spend some time in Boarding 101

damn the haikus,
these are not haiku's.

let one explain
and the one
will be jerome,
except in first person.

it has been reached,
a consensus,
among several forums
that i frequent,
that the "broken line" style
is very useful in the fact
that most board trolls
can read the information,
in a straight down fashion.

it limits residual "moving your eyes right"
motion, and retains the sentiment
of when you were 10 and IM'd people
in incomplete sentences.

boarding 101 is for the henry wadsworth longfellows,
i am e.e. cummings

[Annux]

embarrassing

[Jerome Scuggs]

one line riposte