Google War

penis
(22 300 000 results)
    
versus
    
pussy
(45 400 000 results)




The winner is:    pussy  
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noob
( 870 000 results)
    
versus
    
newb
( 318 000 results)




The winner is:    noob 
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i
(3140 000 000 results)
    
versus
    
i
(3140 000 000 results)




The winner is:    i  
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run
(163 000 000 results)
    
versus
    
hide
(36 900 000 results)




The winner is:    run  
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black
(292 000 000 results)
    
versus
    
white
(250 000 000 results)




The winner is:    black 

[MetalKid]

Porn vs Paper
91 mil vs 175 mil

Wow...

[Pandagirl!]

Well I was curious about that so I actually typed that into Google. Searching for "Yahoo" gives you just all the yahoo pages in different languages. I clicked onto page 10, the farthest it shows, and it took me back to page 4, saying that similar pages have been omitted or whatever. So then I searched for Google, and got up to page 30-ish before I got bored. In my mind, Google wins.

[Salubrious]

"Google"      vs.      "Yahoo"
149,000,000      276,000,000
   results            results


The winner is:
Yahoo 

Ouch.

[Mulkero]

googlefight.com is a much faster site

Mulkero
(1 740 results)

versus

Newbs
(65 500 results)

[Squeezer]

i wouldnt count on it

[Pandagirl!]

Yea, you got the name right, so I guess that's a step up. Next time you'll be able to spell it right.

[Squeezer]

Yea, especially since you spelled my name wrong, AGAIN!

at least i remembered the right name this time :grin:

[Pandagirl!]

$

ok here are the results of our lil feud!

Matt vs. Sherry
40,300,000 - 4,920,000

Squeezer vs. Pandagirl
154,000 - 4,720

Springy vs. Pandagirl
258,000 - 4,720

B-Dirt vs. Sherrbear
546 - 784

I pretty much thought of stuff until u won one, but i dominated u nonetheless. I guess it just goes to show that men are superior to women :wub:

Yea, especially since you spelled my name wrong, AGAIN!

[Squeezer]

I did pandagirl and Squeezer, just for fun, and I lost by a lot. I only have 4,700 hits. So, I did our real names. I still lost by about 40 million. Screw this.

$

ok here are the results of our lil feud!

Matt vs. Sherry
40,300,000 - 4,920,000

Squeezer vs. Pandagirl
154,000 - 4,720

Springy vs. Pandagirl
258,000 - 4,720

B-Dirt vs. Sherrbear
546 - 784

I pretty much thought of stuff until u won one, but i dominated u nonetheless. I guess it just goes to show that men are superior to women :wub:

[StarKitty]

"Star Kitty" vs. "Dameon Angell"
15,800-----------4,560

The winner is:
Star Kitty
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"Star Kitty" vs. "Suzie_Q"
15,800-----------1,200

The winner is:
Star Kitty
____________________________________
"George Bush" vs. "Saddam Hussein"
8,020,000----------3,610,000

The winner is:
George Bush
____________________________________
"Pure_Luck" vs. "THE PUSHER"
1,660------------65,200

The winner is:
THE PUSHER


hehehe :wub:

[Nickname]

a for effort though.

[Project]

"project [v-irus]" vs. "a whale's vagina"
181-498


The winner is:
a whale's vagina


sigh.

[Stultus]

"abstinence"

I don't know how you spelled it, but it returns 2,040,000 results.

[Twerp]

Edit: I made it more readable.

"Spacely" vs. "World" 
13,000   591,000,000
results   results

The winner is:
World

I felt inclined to do this (somebody was going to anyways :P)
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"Basing" vs. "Dueling" 
1,440,000   794,000
results        results

The winner is:
Basing

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"abstinence" vs. "Sex" 
536       335,000,000
results   results

The winner is:
Sex

I just have to say, owned.
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Edit2:

"Twerp" vs. "Edify" 
63,000   187,000
results   results

The winner is:
Edify

God dang you Edify :P