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No Squeezer, the generation I'm talking about cuts off around the age of 14. Beyond that it's a bunch of whiny snot-nosed prepubescent fucks who think they're God's gift to mankind.
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Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material Girl -
I have seen Telcat's tits.Comment
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if u are talking about the ones on the juice forum i dont think those are really hers.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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I have been with Telcat.Originally posted by za gophar
PS: "with" means I totally fucking fucked her, yo.Comment
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He's fucked a dolphin, too.
Hardcore.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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L o L wanker♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
Failure teaches success.
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Originally posted by Kim
hahhahahaJarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him dailyComment
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SHEEP EXPOSED
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Level 40? That's pussy shit.Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.Comment
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Originally posted by genocidal
Maybe he fucked a dolphin whose nickname was TelCat, or perhaps his pet kitty's name was Tel and he had some indecent act with the cat? After all he only lives like more than 6000km away from where I live.Originally posted by Liquid Blue☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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From 6000 km away? Wow, we can't even call him tripod because his legs would be nothing in comparison.Comment
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Wish I had more time to play the game that wants to ruin my lifeOriginally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
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Oh TelCat, I was just kidding. I would never come within 2 arms lengths' or less of your vagina. I can't wait to see what your response to this will be, though. You're a really entertaining "person." Be my friend?Comment
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