Oh NOES! D:

[Vaela]

Lucon snuck up behind me when I was sleeping and peed in my butt, thereby giving me aids. I was able to pass it on to a bunch of celebrities, though, and this happened at the beggining of 2004. Don't believe the lies.

Really though, have you ever given someone a disease on purpose?

[Kim]

BS LEVEL 999999999

Useless Crap

[Jerome Scuggs]

kim hides behind this facade of nanchalance
when in fact he holds

a

dark

SECRET