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  • #16
    My hero.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #17
      his air supply would not have lasted that long, he would have suffocated. also probably would have died of dehydration, alcohol dehydrates you.
      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
      apt>yes u can wtf
      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
      apt>na
      apt>ill show you pictures
      apt>next time I masturbate

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      • #18
        Ananova.com is known for its not-so-real news, not saying this aint real but...
        Original Mambonian
        TWD Head Coordinator

        Its frustrating to write these lines after every post^
        I'd hope there would be another way..like some automatic system that fills them itself after every post.

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        • #19
          They said they found him 4 days after it happened.

          Doesn't mean he was there for 4 days without air, he was staggering about on a trail.

          Read the damn article.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #20
            dude, it didnt happen
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #21
              agreed, i doubt it is real.

              http://www.entertainment.tv.yahoo.co...908120003.html
              ^ probably also not real, but still funny

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              • #22
                don't know if it's real or not

                i actually spotted the link on the front page of drudge
                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by NaiLed
                  agreed, i doubt it is real.

                  http://www.entertainment.tv.yahoo.co...908120003.html
                  ^ probably also not real, but still funny
                  Firefighters cut and pried the by-then exhausted woman free with saws, crowbars and the Jaws of Life, a special tool usually reserved for ripping open car doors to free passengers trapped in wreckage.
                  LOL.

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                  • #24
                    that never struck me as funny but whatev
                    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                    apt>yes u can wtf
                    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                    apt>na
                    apt>ill show you pictures
                    apt>next time I masturbate

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                    • #25
                      she should have drunk some beer and urinated her way out of there. :grin:

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