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There were these three guys. Disown, Oni Link, and Deny that were stranded on a jungle island after a rough storm at sea on a boating trip.
They wandered through the jungle looking for food but they stumbled over an ancient indian tribe.
The indian tribe took the strangers and tied them up to totem polls.
The indian chief approached them and said,
"YOU HAVE ENTERED OUR TERRITORY! YOU WILL NOW HAVE TO CHOOSE!"
"DEATH.... OR KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!?"
The chief had Disown pick and he answered without hesitating,
"well that's simple... i don't want to die so... koomcha!"
But after saying that... he noticed that the crowd of people watching were... men.
So the chief goes... "SO BE IT! KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA" and all the guys in the crowd assraped Disown.
Disown was placed back on the totem poll, fainted and sweaty.
So the cheif asks Oni Link, "DEATH.... OR KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!?"
Oni Link, young and scared of dying, replies, "uh... KOOMCHA?"
The chief says, "SO BE IT! KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!!" The crowd assrapes him as furious as Disown
and placed him back on his totem poll as Disown was.
When Oni Link was put back on the totem poll, he was conscious enough to warn Deny.
Oni Link whispers to Deny in a very limp voice,
"It's not worth it, Deny...... don't.... pick.... koooooomchaaaaa." After saying that, he faints right away.
So the chief asks of Deny, "CHOOSE! DEATH.... OR KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!?"
Deny, very hesitant, looks at Disown and Oni Link in horrible, most terrible pain. The pain you'd rather die from.
So he chooses after a big sigh and a huge gulp of nervousness, "... death."
The chief was surprised. Never has a man chosen death over koomcha.
The chief thought about it. Looked at Deny. Thought about it some more. Then finally... he says,
"SO BE IT..... DEATH...... BY KOOOOOMCHAAAAAAA!!!
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There were these three guys. Disown, Oni Link, and Deny that were stranded on a jungle island after a rough storm at sea on a boating trip.
They wandered through the jungle looking for food but they stumbled over an ancient indian tribe.
The indian tribe took the strangers and tied them up to totem polls.
The indian chief approached them and said,
"YOU HAVE ENTERED OUR TERRITORY! YOU WILL NOW HAVE TO CHOOSE!"
"DEATH.... OR KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!?"
The chief had Disown pick and he answered without hesitating,
"well that's simple... i don't want to die so... koomcha!"
But after saying that... he noticed that the crowd of people watching were... men.
So the chief goes... "SO BE IT! KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA" and all the guys in the crowd assraped Disown.
Disown was placed back on the totem poll, fainted and sweaty.
So the cheif asks Oni Link, "DEATH.... OR KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!?"
Oni Link, young and scared of dying, replies, "uh... KOOMCHA?"
The chief says, "SO BE IT! KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!!" The crowd assrapes him as furious as Disown
and placed him back on his totem poll as Disown was.
When Oni Link was put back on the totem poll, he was conscious enough to warn Deny.
Oni Link whispers to Deny in a very limp voice,
"It's not worth it, Deny...... don't.... pick.... koooooomchaaaaa." After saying that, he faints right away.
So the chief asks of Deny, "CHOOSE! DEATH.... OR KOOOOOOOMCHAAAAA!?"
Deny, very hesitant, looks at Disown and Oni Link in horrible, most terrible pain. The pain you'd rather die from.
So he chooses after a big sigh and a huge gulp of nervousness, "... death."
The chief was surprised. Never has a man chosen death over koomcha.
The chief thought about it. Looked at Deny. Thought about it some more. Then finally... he says,
"SO BE IT..... DEATH...... BY KOOOOOMCHAAAAAAA!!!
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