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  • You have a choice... truth or lies?

    Back in the day of the wild west and the quick and the dead.

    There was a man named Annux who did a horrible crime.

    The type of crime where you'd want to kill the man ten times over for such a thing.

    In face, Annux IS being executed for his crimes. The original hanging by rope from a tree.

    Annux was set up and being prepared for death. They had him stand ontop of a stool

    under a tree branch out back of the sheriff's building.

    The sheriff, being a fool, wanted to mess around with Annux. Give him a death-death situation.

    The sheriff aproaches Annux, high on his stool, his life hanging through his balance.

    The sheriff grunts, "I'll let you have your last words, but only to how I want it to be."

    He continues, "If your last words speaks of lies, we will take you down, have you stand infront of a wall,

    and i'll have my men shoot bullets into your eye socket!"

    "If your last words speak of truth, we will continue with your hanging." The sheriff grunts as he laughs.

    "So Annux, what will it be? What are your very... last words?"

    Annux, thinking about it for a while, opens his mouth. He speaks a few words in assurance.

    The sheriff was stumped. He didn't know what to do about it. Him feeling like an idiot, lets the man go.

    What did Annux say to give himself freedom?

  • #2
    I am lying.

    or...

    Its backwards day.
    The individual, a prisoner. Humanity holding the key to the opression. Everyone a prisoner, holding a portion of the whole truth. And so the enigma perpetuates. Insentient, lifeless. Grinning mockingly at its creators through its cold, inanimate lips.
    -Dys

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    • #3
      I AM GAY
      There once was a man from Nantucket.

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      • #4
        "You will hang me" or something like that
        Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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        • #5
          I know a different story about Annux's execution.

          You see, in this story, it was the judge who tried to be tricky. He told Annux that he would be executed on a certain week, but would not tell him which particular day of that week. The judge stated that Annux must never know on which day he is to be executed.

          Annux thought about the judge's words for a moment and then he asked to make a statement. The judge, thinking he had Annux all figured out, let him speak. Annux said this:

          "If I am still alive by the Friday of that week, then I would know that I was to be executed on the Saturday. If that is the case, then you cannot have me executed on Saturday because I would know that was the day. Therefore, I cannot be killed on Saturday. Since I cannot be killed on Saturday, if I survive Thursday, then I would know that I must be executed on the Friday. Of course, since I know that, I cannot be executed on Friday. Thursday would be out for similar reasons if I lived through Wednesday, and so on, and so on. Therefore, according to your own decree, I can never be executed. You cannot have me killed."

          The judge stared blankly at Annux as he tried to process what Annux said. With a sigh of resignation, he realized that he had painted himself into a corner and that Annux cannot be executed. He had no choice but to reduce the sentence to life in prison....




          Where he was summarily found dead in his cell after it came to light that he had angered several of his fellow prisoners through the official Penal System Forums (powered by vBulletin).



          Oh, and as far as your original situation, Magi koz, why didn't they just hang him and shoot the body?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dystrophy
            I am lying.

            or...

            Its backwards day.
            Uhh... you're close.... i think. Should I say the answer already or keep you people guessing?

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            • #7
              He says "You will shoot me."

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              • #8
                You are worshipping a pretty ugly person.

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                • #9
                  beauty is only skin deep. its the internal organs that matter. unles you have melanoma. then the skin stuff matters.
                  To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                  brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                  • #10
                    If Beauty is skin deep, then he must be turned inside out!!!!!!!!!


                    AHAHAHAHAHHAA

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                    • #11
                      i didnt read any of this eventhough it had my name all over it

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                      • #12
                        I bet Annux showed them one of those cartoons.
                        Originally posted by Diakka
                        Lets stop being lil bitches

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                        • #13
                          A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink
                          and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place.
                          The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then
                          he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto
                          the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his
                          mouth, and to everyone's amazement, and somehow swallows it
                          whole.

                          The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
                          monkey did?"

                          The guy says, "No, what?"

                          "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

                          "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He eats
                          everything in sight - the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for it."

                          The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
                          monkey ate and leaves.

                          Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is
                          with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around
                          the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey
                          finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his
                          ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you
                          see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

                          "No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry
                          up his ass, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender.

                          "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still eats
                          everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he
                          measures everything first."
                          Last edited by TelKitty; 10-15-2002, 10:23 AM.

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                          • #14
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                            |..0
                            |./|\
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                            |/...\
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                            Last edited by TelKitty; 10-15-2002, 10:03 AM.

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                            • #15
                              Mabe you should tell us already MaGi kOz before everyone forgets what this thread is about.

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