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Originally posted by Ewan
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OMG, baby jokes!
Where's Aura? :fear:1:Reaver> HALPOriginally posted by paradise!
1:Reaver> HELELP
1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKSComment
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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how you throw them.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
A: I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
Q: How do you move a pile of dead babies?
A: Pitchfork.
Q: How do you get a baby into a blender?
A: Feetfirst so you can watch its expression.
Q: How do you get a baby out of a blender?
A: Tostitos!5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Some of those are kinda gross.Comment
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gah. No one read my joke aboveOriginally posted by Fit of Rage
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