A sexy story, word by word.

[tyflyias]

Since i don't play ss anymore, i have a bit of carry over time. Basically you have to make up a story as a group. Make the word or phrase you use adds on nicely to the person before you, or I'll kill you. You can post pictures to continue as well.. post more than a sentence and, once again, I WILL kill you.
The story begins:
One day I woke up, completely hung over, and I noticed I had crabs.

[Send]

They were in my pants, one of them chopped of my testicals

[Twerp]

I called 911 and reached for a bandaid.

[Galleleo]

Then the other crab got a hold of my "sausage"

[T3l Ca7]

My name is sudden and I have gayly crush on demonfaze, wadi and Zeus, secretly I fantasize they hit my black wannabe anus with full force.

[Zabuza]

Then it all went black, then saw a potato!

[cundor]

This potato gave me a bj and told me I should have a pet

[Voth]

while this potato was giving cundor a bj, cunder said:

WIGGITY WIGGITY WHACK, CUNDOR IS ON THE ATTACK, HE PLAYS XBOX GAMES WITH YOUR MOTHER THEN HE ROCKS HER IN THE SACK. IT'S THE RETURN OF THE MACK WITH CUNDOR AT THE WHEEL, HE'LL DATE YOUR SISTER AND MAKE HIS SEMEN HER MEAL

[Zabuza]

Then barbera streisand came in! all hope was lost.... she gave me a.....

[Send]

aFTER SHE CAME, i ABURPTLY KICKED HER OUT AND FOUND MYSELF IN AM mAGICAL fairyland AND I SAW A WITCH

[tyflyias]

That witch was none other than Monica Lewinsky, she began to...

[Edify]

TEach the moderators how to read because they love writing.

[Squeezer]

play Checkers against Lamar Burton from Reading Rainbow. Then i took a huge hit of.....

[tyflyias]

acid mixed with budweiser, and then tried to hang myself with a...

[Torn Wing]

Paper Mache model of Voth's wang, but it was too small, so I proceed to open a can of sliced peaches and pour them into my...