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  • #16
    hi...
    jerome> dude i love subspace so much, it's the best chat client ever, even comes with a free mini game with ships, irc doesnt have shit on us

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    • #17
      Originally posted by T3l Ca7
      Oh, come on, I know deep inside you are all secretly craving to see MoG's Moobs.

      Machine of God> if I squeeze my breasts together, I can even see some cleavage

      Just make sure he shave his chests before hand and wear some classy push up bras. Don't forget to mention we do not want to see his belly.
      No, you don't understand. Juice's entire existence was predecated on a promise to the community that we;d have full body shots by 2007 and even a few money shots from apt on your face by 2017. Mission statement sort of thing. If we fail, we lose our charter.
      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

      internet de la jerome

      because the internet | hazardous

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      • #18
        Originally posted by T3l Ca7
        Just make sure he shave his chests before hand and wear some classy push up bras. Don't forget to mention we do not want to see his belly.
        Gee Wiz Telcat, that goes for you too.
        Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

        5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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        • #19
          mm hairy breasts make me horny
          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
          5: Da1andonly> =((
          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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          • #20
            anyways n0ah i mean might thank you for being obsessed about an obsession and getting us a few new members

            PHP Code:
            talking in php code is so cool 
            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

            internet de la jerome

            because the internet | hazardous

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            • #21
              ok I admit, I'm totally obssessed with trash talking you guys.. I'm sorry, I'll go see a brain-doctor
              Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

              5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Noah
                ok I admit, I'm totally obssessed with trash talking you guys.. I'm sorry, I'll go see a brain-doctor
                don't do that - we love you
                NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                internet de la jerome

                because the internet | hazardous

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                • #23
                  Today I went to a friends place, their cat has recently given birth to 4 little kitties. There was this really cute little brown kitty. That kitty and me was like ... love at 1st sight. Before long, I found myself caressing that tender little pussy. Oh boy, how could you not be in love with that cutie, it has longer chest hair than MoG, and softer face than Jerome, sharper nails than Lappos and smaller butt than Schope.

                  Kitty, I love you, I hope you well, oh Kitty!!! :cat:
                  ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by T3l Ca7
                    Today I went to a friends place, their cat has recently given birth to 4 little kitties. There was this really cute little brown kitty. That kitty and me was like ... love at 1st sight. Before long, I found myself caressing that tender little pussy. Oh boy, how could you not be in love with that cutie, it has longer chest hair than MoG, and softer face than Jerome, sharper nails than Lappos and smaller butt than Schope.

                    Kitty, I love you, I hope you well, oh Kitty!!! :cat:
                    THIS IS NOT YOUR LIVEJOURNAL FASFJFkfkfsofp@arg
                    YOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
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                    • #25
                      In order to keep my piggy waist from going into the size of an elephant, I have been swimming in the rock pools next to the beachs every day.

                      It is awesome, let me tell you. I have been stalking crabs, fishes and even sea birds in the water. This once, I saw a duck alike creature - it had feet like ducks, but from front, it looked like a penguin some how.

                      Most of you probably never stalked a birdy in the water before, I don't blame you. Playing TW leagues helps non of your natural survival skills. But that's not the point. The point is: I have. You see, stalking cute little creatures makes me high. Terrorizing willd lifes in my vicinity, and making them tremble with fears reenforce my confidence as a fit individual on the top of the food chain. Although I never caught a single fish or a sea bird in the water. But that again, it's not the point.

                      Now here is my question: does anyone else think seagulls are like chickens? I have been feeding seagull everyday during lunch time (my work place is right next to the beach). Nothing beats the feeling being surrounded by 20-30 seagulls while having gourmet food. I usually end up sharing half of my food with those birdies. They even stalk me when I am leaving. I am so nasty, I love to place the food close to me, so their wings touch my hands whenever they try to get it.

                      I have been calling seagull "chicken" for quite a while.

                      Love Always

                      -Tel-
                      ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by T3l Ca7
                        Today I went to a friends place, their cat has recently given birth to 4 little kitties. There was this really cute little brown kitty. That kitty and me was like ... love at 1st sight. Before long, I found myself caressing that tender little pussy. Oh boy, how could you not be in love with that cutie, it has longer chest hair than MoG, and softer face than Jerome, sharper nails than Lappos and smaller butt than Schope.

                        Kitty, I love you, I hope you well, oh Kitty!!! :cat:
                        you fail.

                        Both at turning me on, and being funny. GG
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                        • #27
                          pearl jam's personal livejournal part 1

                          so there i was, balls-deep in this hussy
                          Last edited by Pearl Jam; 02-14-2005, 03:04 AM.
                          PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                          • #28
                            pearl jam's personal livejournal part 2

                            bitch was mad hot
                            PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                            • #29
                              pearl jam's personal livejournal part 3

                              my current mood is: euphoric

                              edit: my favorite color is green
                              PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                              • #30
                                ~*~GHB's Livejournal~*~

                                -[current mood]- depressed
                                -[current song]- some emo-song

                                insert some emo-poem in here
                                YOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
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