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    http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2...2056.2147.html

    6. Does your son use Quake?

    Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

    If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

  • #2
    Quite old, but obviously the satire was lost on the people who commented.

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    • #3
      8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
      Ahahaha.
      Originally posted by Tone
      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
      Originally posted by the_paul
      Gargle battery acid fuckface
      Originally posted by Material Girl
      I tried downloading a soundcard

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      • #4
        Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
        lol Flash.
        thread killer

        Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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        • #5
          http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=11116

          and

          http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=10599

          Been done twice before ;P

          Still a funny read and funnier are the people who believe it.
          USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
          ---A few minutes later---
          9:cool koen> you scorereseted
          9:Kim> UM
          9:Kim> i didn't
          9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
          9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
          9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
          9:pascone> lol?

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          • #6
            good shit
            Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

            5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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            • #7
              Quite funny but I think I beat everyone to it. Mr. Peanuts was the first to post to it the first time...

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              • #8
                I'm scared of hackers because...
                They hack into NASA 5%
                They steal things 4%
                They are violent sociopaths 4%
                They use amphetamines and speed 7%
                They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
                They're un-American 5%
                They smell bad 58%

                Votes: 11015

                Lololol, they smeel bad wins by over 5500 votes, no one cares bout nasa, stealing, but the smell, is untalerable!

                And i answered yes to 6 of those 10, but of course, im no hacker wich proves this is complete BS, lol, entertaining though!

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